Tour Tweets of the Week #17th Nov 2012

A fun and off topic look at what the Tour players are talking about this week.

Keegan Bradley tried to keep his feet on the ground
@Keegan_Bradley “Anything worse than getting on a United flight and there aren't any tvs”

Dustin Johnson doesn’t seem to be a fan of the flights either.
@DJohnsonPGA “On the plane headed for hong kong! Playing the HSBC/WGC. I have a really long flight, not really excited about that!”

Ian Poulter shoots a -7 but still gets beat…..
‏@IanJamesPoulter ”Well got my arse kicked today by Westy, I shot -7 for 65. Westy on fire with an -11 for 61 great round. Going to fun tomorrow.”

Luke Donald tries to sympathize with us all
@LukeDonald “In case you were feeling bad about your own golf games, I had a nice whiff on 7 today #airshot #wearehuman”

Luke Donald again, this time explaining his flog….
@LukeDonald “Pulled my drive, hit the cart path and bounced into some rocks - caught the rock on my downswing and Whiff!! New sandwedge please...”

Dustin Johnson after firing an 84 on the Saturday of the HSBC in China
@DJohnsonPGA “Wow! Can't even explain that round!! Good thing they throw out your worst round, right!?! Ha! #humor”

Ian Poulter hits back at the Twitter spelling police
@IanJamesPoulter “Accepted yes yes yes. I can't spell. But give me an 8 footer for 🏆 it's all good. Hahahahaha”

Keegan Bradley discusses Halloween outfits
@Keegan_Bradley “Dressed up as a golfer for Halloween in 1st grade, gonna be the same thing this year at the #HSBC tournament in China  “

https://twitter.com/Keegan_Bradley/status/262569293554786305/photo/1

Joost Luiten tries to fill his time during the storms.
@joostluiten “Level par today, not a bad score but a few little mistakes during the round.storms coming in so its movie time....”

Oliver Wilson not sure which way to turn….
@Oliver_Wilson ”Playing the waiting game at the moment...not sure if I'm heading to Hong Kong or South Africa over the weekend. I'd take a W at either!”

Pablo Larrazabal forgot his trunks
@plarrazabal “Putting green looking like a swimming pool now”

https://twitter.com/plarrazabal/status/266789484002160640/photo/1

Ian Poulter only has one true love
@IanJamesPoulter “I hope to be reunited with my golf clubs by lunch time. I bloody hope so. I've only been without them for a day & I miss them.”

Larrazabal ditches the long stick
@plarrazabal “Short putter is coming back my friends... That is the new story this week... Hopefully the short baby works this week. ”

https://twitter.com/plarrazabal/status/268543192780124160/photo/1

Ian Poulter takes a leaf out of our book……
@IanJamesPoulter “Reasonably happy with -5 today. Holed a few nice putts, slid a couple past the edge & played the 16th like an 18 handicapper. Hahaha - 16th. 3 wood pull, tried to hit low 5 iron got it caught in branches & Topped it into bunker, chunked it 40 yards, 63 yards up & down bogey”

Graeme McDowell makes some plans for tomorrow.
@Graeme_McDowell “Beautiful morning at Kingston Heath today. Hit it nicely but didn't hit my irons close enough to make more birdies. Get aggressive tomorrow!”

Serial tweeter Larrazabal pops up again. We have all been there.