Pre-Dinner Golfing Garce - Any Suggestions

It is our junior dinner tonight.

Do you know any suitable golf related graces for the occassion?

Thanks.

Richard

Dear lord, for drives that soar, and chips that hold. For putts that drop when hit too bold. For food and friends on golfing days. To god we give our thanks and praise...

Brian, you are like an oracle!  few of them here on Golfshake which is great

I would strongly urge you not to follow in the foot steps of Steve Williams !!

Brian, this is about the only suitable option I have come across so will run with that.

Thanks

John

Your comment made me smile! http://www.golfshake.com/scripts/ckeditor/plugins/smiley/images/regular_smile.gif" title="smiley" />

Funny how things change.  I came across this grace but it just doesn't work any more!

"Lord bless the meat and bless the spuds and make us swing like Tiger Woods"

Does anyone know what Steve W actually said at the caddies dinner?

Dave,

He said something about winning a trophy & sticking it up Tigers bl##ck arse!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/golf/15620375.stm