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Vicar, Doctor and Engineer Playing Golf
Posted by: user20126 [FORUM MODERATOR] | Fri 3rd Dec 2010 08:53 | Last Reply
A Vicar, a Doctor and an Engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!
Doctor: I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!
Vicar: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him.
Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?
George: Oh, yes, that's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.
The group was silent for a moment.
Vicar: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.
Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them.
Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night?
