Im writing a new golf book

You may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last couple of    
 years putting my thoughts and ideas together into a book. I am very proud 
 of the results and, in order to market the publication, I am asking       
 friends and family to assist.                   
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 The book is on golf... I believe it gives the reader valuable playing tips
 and insider information that I have gained through my years of experience.
 The book is only £29.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this     
 email with the appropriate credit card info. It is worth every cent,      
 particularly for the effort I have put into Chapter 12!!!                 
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 Highlights include                   
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 Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt                   &n
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 Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Maxfli from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee                   &nb
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 Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker (also see Chapter 8)                   &nbs
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 Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank                   &
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 Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger                   
         
 Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings          
 Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management                  &n
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 Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.             
 Chapter 9 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water  
 Chapter 10- How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee           
 Chapter 11- When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent      
 Chapter 12- When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever                  &nb
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 Also includes the latest GOLF terms                   &
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 A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole                   &n
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 A Diego Maradonna - a very nasty 5 footer                   
              
 A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read                   &n
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 A Rio Ferdinand - lipped out                   &nb
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 A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't                  &n
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 A Cuban - needs one more revolution                  &n
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 An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim                   &nb
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 An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker                   
              
 A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand                   &n
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 A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect                   
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 A Kate Moss - a bit thin                   &n
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 A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional                  &
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 An O. J. Simpson - got away with it                   &nbs
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 A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver                   
          
 A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems          
 An elephant's arse - high and shitty                   
                   
 
A condom - safe but didn't feel real good                   &n
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 A circus tent - a BIG top                   &nb
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 An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result            
 A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it                  
 A Ryanair - flies well but lands a long way from the target               
 A sister-in-law - up there but I know that I shouldn't be         

Nice work Dave very funny.  The lady Di one got a sharp in take of breath and a tut!

Not sure whats happen there , but it is only the first book i have written

Dave, he also forgot

3. How to lose on countback to a bandit masquerading off 16.6