Does anyone know Stuart Govan

Hi All,

Just a quick post. Does anyone know Stuart Govan. Does Stuart Govan play slow, as I have been led to believe. Played with Stuart twice over the past two weeks, really enjoyed it, nice bloke, but when we finished 18 holes, I had a miner's helmet on, soooo sloowww. I know he is the Champ, Reigning At Portugal (CRAP for short), but no, on a serious note, Great Golfer, Great Bloke, but sooooo slooowww. Thanks Stuart, still cannot putt though.

Is this the person you know and recognise. Any replies would be greatly appreciated and passed on.

I saw a sociey of tortoises complain to the marshall about Govan's pace of play once

To All,

Glad to see we are all talking about the same Stuart. Did the tortoises have miner's helmets on.

looks like he's found another victim boys we feel for you john.

You are so right, I was unaware of his reputation, but having spoken to him, he tell's me he is the victim of all your banter.

Marshall you just broke an AUP rule you will get an ASBo john i don't know about stewart is a victim he love's it ,it's like a badge of Honour!

Enjoyed his company, but got fed up with the bragging rights. Champ of Portugal. Said he played with a load of old foggies, not sure what he meant. Did he send you all to sleep on the course,

I think you forgot to list  he's an "idiot" Gov, glad you didn't list all the things you haven't achieved it would be like reading War and Peace!!  Gov, how are you mate glad you've found yourself a chum, you might leave us alone now  

Imagine playing behind that it's bad enough when he plays one ball!!! and yes you're still an idiot!

About 20 minutes each is your usual.  Then walk off the tee towards the trees to find them

Did they get a chance to mow the fairways in between shots Stu?

sure it wasn't 27 hours and you didn't notice the date change Stuart?

I think the clocks went back an hour during his round