A few TW gags for you!!!!!
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
What does Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?
They are both afraid of Norweigens with clubs!
Police:
Mrs. Woods, how many times did you hit your husband?
Elin: Put me down for a 5.
Why was Tiger's wife so suspicious? The Golf Channel said that he had been working with an extra-stiff shaft in between rounds of his last tournament.
Tiger has changed his name by deed poll ---------- to Cheetah
Tiger just got kicked off the Ryder Cup team. .... He keeps getting beat by a EuropeanReply : Thu 3rd Dec 2009 23:07
It was reported that Tiger had 8 cuts on his face but Tiger said there is 9, and we all know Tiger don't miss cuts!