Whats in the Bag? (other than clubs)

I'll start:

Tees (always white, always wooden)

10 Balls

Glove

Disposable hand warmers

Ibuprofen (I normally play Sat moenings after a few beers the night before!)

2l water (I normally play Sat mornings after a few beers the night before!)

Lucozade (I normally play Sat mornings after a few beers the night before)

Waterproof windcheater

Wooly Hat

Mitts

2 x pencils, ballmarker

Money bag full of Greenfree & 2Fore1 vouchers

Around �5 in cash (in case I need to use the driving range to warm up)

1 Banana

2  Apples

1 flask Bovril

Pitch Repairer

Club Cleaner

Towel & Bag cover

I carry the same as you plus pencil sharpner,rules book,tape,and last but not least loo roll  [hope you dont nead it]

Pitchmark repairer (from collection - no laughing VGS on tour)
Pencils
Pencil sharpener
10p pieces
Permanent marker
usual balls
yellow balls
Hipflask (Cognac) - all weathers as this is compulsory on VGS tour
Diet Coke (2)
Waterproofs
Umbrella
Cap
usual glove
all weather glove
towel
wooden tees
Direct Debit forms for competitors (very good for regular payments)

Chris, it is all very well having a hipflask, but you have to know when to use it (bit like a lob wedge).

VGS local rules state that hipflasks should be used when

one member of a group gets a birdie

all members of a group score the same

all members of a group find themselves in the same bunker.

Or when one member of the group gets grass on his shoes.

John If our group stuck to those rules we probably wouldn't get past the second (the bunker bit, not the birdie)

Well, we also have Winter Rules, I didn't want to mention these as they are currently in development.

VGS Winter Rules - Hipflask out for

two member getting pars on the same hole

28 handicapper scores 2 Stableford points

Just sorted out the new bag and from the old one got:

Bag of tees, wooden, plastic, castle all sorts.  5 brand new DDH balls.  Various other found good quality balls and one stray yellow.  2 good and 4 knackered gloves.  2 pitch mark repairers. 20 silk cut and a windproof lighter.  Towel.  Waterproofs, 2 caps and a very smelly jumper.  Woolly hat and gloves.  2 litre bottle of very dilute grapefruit juice (half empty), 2 paracetamols, a bottle of Glucosamine and Chondrotin tablets, magnetic massage balls.  Clip on ball retriever/rake gadget (broken) and a shot clicker.  Pair of pliers, wire cutters, a novelty screwdriver set and some jumbo length tywraps.  Loads of Mars bar wrappers and sleeve ball packets.  17p in change in a sock.  4 pens and 3 pencils and old score card.  2 steel studs for my old shoes and 4 plastics for my new pair.  Umbrella.  Apple core and my old house keys (haven't told my wife about this because she thinks she lost them and I had to change all the locks).

Suprised I had room for my clubs.

What are the pliers and wire cutters for Tim ?  is that for the escape from the course

I'm an engineer. 

A wonderful little bit of kit (see http://www.nikken.com/product.cfm?ThemeID=3&GetProductGroup=Magnetic%20Support&GetProductID=70)  Comes in a little holder, great for stiff necks and pulled muscles.  Also got these (http://www.nikken.com/product.cfm?ThemeID=3&GetProductGroup=Magnetic%20Insoles&GetProductID=12) in my shoes.  I'm not normally one to go for 'alternative' therapies, but these do seem to work.  They're very expensive, but luckily I know someone who gets me them cheap.

I have a set of massage balls. I'm not to sure if they're magnetic though.

You can easily tell, hold them near some steel....

No, they are definitely balls. You'll see them on the 17th.

Mine are spikey and shiny

Mine are shiny too.

I have an ever increasing collection of loose change.  Every time I play I empty my pockets of loose change into a bag pocket and forget to take it out.  Soon have enough for a new driver!