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North Vs South let the banter begin

Posted by: user16163 | Wed 18th Mar 2009 12:39 | Last Reply

Since we are now within 1 month of the biggest golfing event in the calender and some banter is already flying round other posts

we now have the official north vs south banter forum post below

LET THE BANTER BEGIN

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user16163
Reply : Wed 18th Mar 2009 12:41

Ok i will go first

When the victorious north team win the trophy again it will be the 3rd yr straight does this mean we can keep the trophy like the brazilians did with the world cup

after all there is no way those shandy drinkers from the south will get anywhere near us

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user71987
Reply : Wed 18th Mar 2009 12:52

You keep going Darren,

You'll be trudging back up t'north after a serious beating. I'm sure our Captain (who ever the hell that is!!!) would agree.

 

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user71987
Reply : Wed 18th Mar 2009 13:30

Ah Davina,

Wher have you been. good to see you have the reigns this year. If you need some tips.....

Don't ask me!!!!!

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user33026 [FORUM MODERATOR]
Reply : Wed 18th Mar 2009 13:32

Mr Marshall is looking to join the growing list of losing South team captains

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user71987
Reply : Wed 18th Mar 2009 13:33

Mr Perry, That hurt!

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user33026 [FORUM MODERATOR]
Reply : Wed 18th Mar 2009 13:38

Your select band will soon be not so select Mr Overland.  It won't be too many years before all you will have to be is a Southerner to be on it!

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user71987
Reply : Wed 18th Mar 2009 13:44

now sooner or later, maybe, at some point, Us southerners will win and You'll be sorry!

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user16163
Reply : Wed 18th Mar 2009 13:55

END OF DEBATE looks like the southeners are trying to keep thier loss all hush hush already and weve only just begun

sorry david but it cannot be the end of debate

THE NORTH WILL TRIUMPH

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user71987
Reply : Wed 18th Mar 2009 13:59

Hey, At lease we get to see some proper golf on the Sunday Evening. Masters is on.

Oh, yeah, and the northerners will see it Monday too watching us Southern Shandy drinkers play.

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user24437
Reply : Wed 18th Mar 2009 14:04

Just drop the trophy off at mine on the way down Wayne, hardly seems worth wasting the petrol to take it down there and back.

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user52922
Reply : Wed 18th Mar 2009 15:51

Correct, Wayne, I like to play my second shot from there as it makes the game a real challenge and usually upsets the opponents when I manage to get a half when they have driven the ball 250 yds.

 

 

 

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user16163
Reply : Wed 18th Mar 2009 15:55

250yds jp thats just a 4iron for us northeners

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user24437
Reply : Wed 18th Mar 2009 16:45

We may have to take them on at a Skeggy Crazy Golf course next year if they don't manage to keep up with us on a proper course.  

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user77012
Reply : Thu 19th Mar 2009 17:12

You lot stop yer chuntering and try and field a full side! I think we have more reserves than you have players ! Then theres our cheerleaders and groupies.

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user71987
Reply : Fri 20th Mar 2009 08:47

"YA DA,YA DA,YA DA!"

not much of a come back!

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user24437
Reply : Fri 20th Mar 2009 11:20

How about fck *ff y** cckny wnk*r, Simon?

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user71987
Reply : Fri 20th Mar 2009 11:28

Now that I deem to be an acceptable come back!!!!

ya Fking Northernen Hippy Ct.

Looking forward to a re-match where I sink a thined chip from 40 yds to win the match ! 

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user24437
Reply : Fri 20th Mar 2009 11:40

Don't rely on luck Simon - how about one off the hotel roof into the hole?

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user77012
Reply : Sat 21st Mar 2009 19:49

David,that will happen from any of our team......

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user33026 [FORUM MODERATOR]
Reply : Sat 21st Mar 2009 20:12

"Just for that I'm going to make you play against somebody, who will well and truly kick your ass into the middle of next year. And after your complete humiliation, I doubt you will ever want to play golf ever again !!!!! "

Sorry Dave, I'm playing for the North!  Which of your happy little band do you want me to repeat my 7 & 6 humbling of Mr Williams on?

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user52922
Reply : Sat 21st Mar 2009 21:03

That was a total fit up and we are aware of the shenanigans that the North are likely to put up in an effort to retain the cup.

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user77012
Reply : Sat 21st Mar 2009 21:45

Chris,everyone knows you beat a pair of northerner's maskerading as cockney's I can't understand you taking bragging rights from such a shallow win.............

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user33026 [FORUM MODERATOR]
Reply : Sat 21st Mar 2009 22:32

Actually I was bragging about the last time I played Mr Williams - I beat him 7 & 6 on Wednesday. 

I will play whichever pair I'm put up against with whichever partner I am given.  I hope it's a fair, honest and close game in which the best pair on the day wins. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nah, stuff that.  I hope that me and my partner stuff the Southerners 8 & 7 


Last edit : Sat 21st Mar 2009 22:35
re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user24437
Reply : Mon 23rd Mar 2009 16:45

Be nice to see you playing golf David.  Better than the display of putting in the Algarve you put on...

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user26342
Reply : Mon 23rd Mar 2009 20:10

Dave,

Which one of your southern numpties bottled it to make space for you??

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user33026 [FORUM MODERATOR]
Reply : Mon 23rd Mar 2009 20:12

"DAVID MARSHALL THE SOUTH TEAM CAPTAIN IS PLAYING IN THIS EVENT"Result.  That's the first match in the bag then.

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user16163
Reply : Tue 24th Mar 2009 07:48

Well david

having played with you at the belfry, playing like a muppet

you need a little more practice to even compete with the superiority of the fantastic north

i would be quite happy to beat you hmm let me think 10 and 8 would that be an acceptable loss for the south captain

 

muhahahahahaha

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user71987
Reply : Tue 24th Mar 2009 09:03

Do we have any ideas on the groupings yet?

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user33026 [FORUM MODERATOR]
Reply : Tue 24th Mar 2009 09:20

You want to know who you're going to lose to Simon?

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user71987
Reply : Tue 24th Mar 2009 09:23

well may as well know who's car to brick in the car park early!

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user33026 [FORUM MODERATOR]
Reply : Tue 24th Mar 2009 09:30

If Gaz Cope is playing he'll be able to do that from the greenside bunker on the 18th for you!

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user23840
Reply : Wed 25th Mar 2009 16:16

Im there. Been off the forum for a while, work and all that. The problem is I haven't played in 3 months. Need a touch of practice before the day.

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user77012
Reply : Sat 28th Mar 2009 08:54

Seems like the chuntering has stopped .....hmmmm,perhaps their all out doing some well needed practacing.

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user77012
Reply : Sat 28th Mar 2009 09:43

Waste of time you won't be needing a speech this year..............Who are you paired with is it Team Munters! he will have a sore back who ever it is.......

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user199058 [FORUM MODERATOR]
Reply : Thu 2nd Apr 2009 16:22

I believe that the North may have just received a HUGE boost......

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have just been accepted to play for the South

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user24437
Reply : Thu 2nd Apr 2009 18:24

He's good at golf Paul that's true.  But he is Welsh.  

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user199058 [FORUM MODERATOR]
Reply : Thu 2nd Apr 2009 20:32

I've just had a message recruiting for the North?

Cant get a full team tgether?

 

At least I may win my match then.......

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user26342
Reply : Thu 2nd Apr 2009 20:53

Dennis,

we don't need a full team to beat you lot.

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user199058 [FORUM MODERATOR]
Reply : Thu 2nd Apr 2009 21:21

lol John.

 

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user77012
Reply : Thu 2nd Apr 2009 23:25

Paul,there will be plenty of lambs to the slaughter..............ewe mark my words.


Last edit : Thu 2nd Apr 2009 23:26
re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user23840
Reply : Sun 12th Apr 2009 12:02

Help needed.

I'm going to the range tonight.

 

WHAT WAY UP DO THE CLUBS GO?!

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user41897
Reply : Mon 13th Apr 2009 16:31

Well you gentlepeople of the north you best look out....

Played an excellent round this morning that saw my handicap drop by a whole 0.4 of a stroke so I'm now not a 28 handicapper - I'm a 27.6 handicapper!

Can't wait to get the ball in the air and the cup in the trophy in the cabinet.

Bring it on!!!!

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user26342
Reply : Mon 13th Apr 2009 19:21

Andy,

Sorry to dissapoint you but technically your still a 28 handicapper

Well done though, although it won't help you one bit next Monday us Northerners eat 28 handicappers for breakfast

John.

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user83900
Reply : Mon 13th Apr 2009 20:46

Hmmmmm, an omen maybe??........  Kenny Perry, from NORTH America gasses out and ends up a loser, whilst Angel Cabrera, from SOUTH America holds his nerve and wins the big prize.

SOUTH wins. The End. 

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user26342
Reply : Mon 13th Apr 2009 20:57

Jim, Jim,Jim,

WAKE UP

your dreaming!!

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user41897
Reply : Mon 13th Apr 2009 20:57

No need to apologise Mr F - I am under no illusions as to my playing handicap vs my exact handicap however when you play like I do every decimal point counts!

We'll see about those eating eating habits of you Northerners come Monday - methinks it will be your words that you are eating.....

I wish all those who are travelling from afar safe journey and a fun and successful event for all concerned.  The trophy will go to the team who deserves it.

Until Sunday.  Au revoir.. 

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user26342
Reply : Tue 14th Apr 2009 14:07

Wayne,

if you drove down in the gear you were going to play in you'd get stopped by the traffic police......or is that the fashion police??

 

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user41897
Reply : Tue 14th Apr 2009 14:40

Typo? Did you not mean sedated?

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user52922
Reply : Tue 14th Apr 2009 17:13

I see the draw has produced some rather interesting matches.

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user26342
Reply : Tue 14th Apr 2009 17:18

It has John & I am looking forward to our battle

I shall be waving those mars bars under your nose from the 1st tee

All that coaching to Mr Perry could come back to bite you on the arse (I've heard Chris is into that sort of thing !!)

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user52922
Reply : Tue 14th Apr 2009 17:26

Yes John, should prove to be an interesting battle, looks as though I will have to bring my "A" game with me.

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user26342
Reply : Tue 14th Apr 2009 17:28

Hey steady on John, we want a chance. I reckon your B- game will be enough.

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user52922
Reply : Tue 14th Apr 2009 17:35

You are not lulling me into a sense of false security, John, I am well aware of your capabilities having witnessed them. I have also witnessed moderator Perry score the best round of his life at my own course, so we most certainly will not be taking you lightly. I will accept the mars bars though.

I have a secret weapon in my partner who launches the ball into orbit.

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user23840
Reply : Tue 14th Apr 2009 18:34

Been on the range this weekend (still no time for a proper round). Hitting it ok a little left to right, but at least it was getting off the ground.

Hopefully get a round in Friday afternoon or Saturday. I got Ben King to stand by me.

Dont won't to ruin my 100% record in the N vs S tourney.

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user24437
Reply : Tue 14th Apr 2009 19:07

May have to sabotage Mr P's buggy then decide what to do to Kev H.  Luckily we should be over the other side of the course when Danny tees off, anywhere within a 300yd radius sounds like it may be dangerous...

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user33026 [FORUM MODERATOR]
Reply : Tue 14th Apr 2009 19:25

"I have a secret weapon in my partner who launches the ball into orbit."

We in the North call that a "sky".  You need to help him out with it John, I think he's hitting it on the upswing.......

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user52922
Reply : Tue 14th Apr 2009 19:49

Having played with Darren, you will know that he is completely on his own when it comes to this game. I have great faith in him and I am hoping to support him in the quest to beat the pair of you.

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user33026 [FORUM MODERATOR]
Reply : Tue 14th Apr 2009 20:52

I seem to remember he was calling me names at the end of our game John.  Some comments accusing me of serial robbery.  I hope the same words are forthcoming on Monday afternoon. 

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user52922
Reply : Tue 14th Apr 2009 21:18

If you play like you did that day then you would expect it, but this is not a friendly, this is serious business and we shall be trying our best to make sure you do not prevail. Looking forward to the game as I'm sure you are.

re: North Vs South let the banter begin
user24437
Reply : Tue 14th Apr 2009 21:21

Some good pairings in there, shame the Southern captain has decided to pair up with his grandson instead of trying to settle the score against us with his original sparring partner.


Last edit : Tue 14th Apr 2009 21:26

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