Wot no wooden spoon

Original name and ideas required for last place monthly trophy.

Dont want to stick with the traditional wooden spoon. what ideas do you have ?

The more ammusing the better

Currently using the title "should have stayed in bed" but obviously this wont do.

Dont mind fowl langauge but not Foul if you get my drift.

we had a tradition that might help you..last place was made to wear what i can only desribe as a wierd but wonderfull {very embarrising} hat .. the player was required to wear it after the game . in the pub.. and all the way home if playing away.

was a gr8 laugh ..

hope this helps shaun