An Ode to Golfshake.co.uk

An Ode to Golfshake.co.uk

Fix your eyes on the High Handicapper.
- He's a piece of work.
- Give the man room.
Knock it out there, mate.

Look at his practice swing.
Almost like he is searching for something...
...on Golf Shake's clunky search engine.
Then he finds it.

Watch how he settle this up,
right into the middle of the tee box..on the wrong line.
Feel those Expensive Golf Pro Lessons...
Going to waste...

He's got a lot of shots to choose from.
Shanks and Thins and Slices.
There's only one shot that's in perfect harmony with the field.
One shot that's his...
...Complete Fluke.

That shot is gonna choose him.
There's a Perfect Fluke trying to find every one of us.
All we got to do is get ourselves Super Game Improvement Irons...
...and get them custom fit at the Belfry.

Look at him, he in the field.
You can't see that flag...
...as some Moderator you got to slay.
You've got to look like a pro out there.

See the place where the tides, and the seasons...
...the turning of the earth...
...grainy YouTube instruction videos
...all come together.

Where everything that is...
...becomes one..
...then two...
then three putt.

You've got to seek that place, with your soul,
Seek it with your hands, don't think about it, your grip's too tight.
Your hands are wiser than your head's ever gonna be...
after all, you bought into the spotty Oik's patter in American Golf.

Forget what you read on the Technique, Tips & Tuition Forum...
I can't take you there, the Site is down...
...again...
...just hopes you get a gimme.

It's just you...
...that illegal cc driver...
...that high MOI...
...and the Long Drive Competition Shaft that you got off E-bay.
 
Seek it with your hands,
and that expensive range finder...bloody E-Bay,
don't think about it,
you don't have Tiger's concentration levels anyway,
feel it in your Personalised Foot Joy's.
               
There's only one shot that's in harmony with the field.
The home of All the Gear and No Idea'r...
That flag...
... and your maxed out Master Card.

Even you find the fairway now and then.
But You would never say anyway...
for fear of being called a Bandit...
by the gits on Golfshake.co.uk

if this site gains in popularity as I suspect it will

then anything is possible