Clothing Forfeits for coming last

A bunch of us play every Saturday and Sunday and have a couple of quid per man at stake as well as entering the club comps. The first question we ask is 'Who's won?' immediately followed by, and for most us this is more important, 'WHO'S LAST??' We've talked about getting some form of clothing to wear as a forfeit so you wear it the next game after coming last. Trouble is we can't settle on what is best as we are all different sizes etc. Does anyone have any ideas?

A very bright and disgusting baseball cap perhaps with a logo. They adjust to size.

A large size dress seems appropriate! lol.

Or the loser has to use a ladies pink ball for the whole round ??

We've discussed the cap idea but I like the idea of the pink ball as well..! Although for some of them we might have to get a few :-) I think the dress would be a great laugh but I wouldn't fancy it myself. Thanks for the ideas guys.

this in not a golf forfeit but when I was captain of my cricket club, anyone who had a poor game was made to wear a tshirt with a lightning bolt logo and "I've had a shocker" written on it.

No disrespect to the other ideas, but personally speaking, a cap, T shirt or pink ball wouldn't bother me much when playing. However, the thought of having to wear a dress for my next round would raise my concentration levels immensely and seriously play around with my ability to add up correctly. lol. (of course you realise I'm only joking)