Which would you play in?

Due to a clerical error, you have been offered a once in a lifetime chance to take part in any one of the four majors in 2012.  All your expenses will be paid and the hotel will be swanky.  You will also get a wildcard guaranteeing you make the cut no matter what you score with and added bonus; YOU get to pick who you send home to take their place in the top half of the draw.

So here's the events and locations.  Which would you play in and whose weekend will you ruin?  And if you feel like telling, why?

Masters: Augusta National Golf Club;  Augusta, Ga.
U.S. Open: The Olympic Club; San Francisco, Calif.
Open Championship: Royal Lytham and St Annes; Lancashire, England
PGA Championship: Kiawah Island Ocean Course; Kiawah Island, S.C.

Got to be the Masters at Augusta & I'd send home Jason day so I wouldn't get held up on the course & I could get back to my swanky hotel!

Augusta, no question. I'd take out Keegan Bradley...just because I don't really like him.

 The Masters at Augusta for me too. I too would take out Keegan Bradley cos I find his spitting and his mannerisms very irritating. Talented player but I cant stand him lol.

Augusta without a doubt..  And I'd send Woods home just to p*ss off Gary...

Tim, he's got no chance of winning anyway

Oh dear, I'd always argue the Open is the best major but I'd give up anyhting to play in the Masters.  What does that mean?

It doesn't matter who I kicked out - no one would get more pleasure that I would from playing.

Richard

Has to be the masters. 

The Open. And I wouldn't turf anyone out before play started but the would be a general warning of "if you're not off the course in 4hrs the marshal will send you packing."

One of our members play in the Masters as British Amateur Champion - missed the cut by 1 shot!

The Masters.

I agree with folks about KB - anyone named after a fialed England manager should be disqualified.

Might also take out whoever has the silliest putter design, worst shirt/trousers combo etc etc

Augusta, wouldn't send anyone home as I would make the cut!!!!

Have to play the Masters, and I would wait until people turn up and then kick out the one with the stupidest outfir on, which would probably be John Daley if he turned up!

Easy for me, Augusta and Sabattini , and Bomber the only cut you'll make is shaving son,lol!http://www.golfshake.com/scripts/ckeditor362/plugins/smiley/images/devil_smile.gif" title="devil" width="20" />

masters, and i would personally throw out the first idiot who yelled....."get in the hooooole"

"Bomber" I quite like that, I do have the touch of a bomber!!!

The touch of a damn buster yesterday :@