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Wayne Santorini


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Posted : Thu 26th Aug 2010 22:43
Just happy to announce the wife will be joining me this year for the first time in 8 years
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Loud Mouth b.a.


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Reply : Thu 26th Aug 2010 23:30

Wayne,

On 7th July you said "When I was married...." (Who Washes..... thread)

Around that time you also said "I'm engaged..." (Date and thread forgotten, too much cocoa tonight - it may come back to me tomorrow)  

Now, you appear to have been married for at least eight years.

Is being married one of your fantasies or is it real? You don't have to answer if it would prejudice your defence.   Unlike JP I do not have a photographic memory but I do remember words.               

Last edit : Thu 26th Aug 2010 23:35
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Dave ley


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Reply : Thu 26th Aug 2010 23:34
He has missed out "Future" ,Ivan
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Loud Mouth b.a.


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Reply : Thu 26th Aug 2010 23:43

Dave,

Hypnotherapists and NLP practitioners do not miss out words. They are expert word manipulators. There is something definately fishy going on.  I suspect membership one of those stressful religions where one is burdened with several wives. God preserve!     

Wayne is clearly running parallel time lines within different relationships. In the current TL he has been engaged for at least eight years. That's a very long 'approval period.' Maybe he has reached a number of wives limit and is waiting for one of his stock to go away?

One thing's for sure - he would break down and confess in the witness box. He's too sensitive to cover up for much longer.

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Dave ley


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Reply : Thu 26th Aug 2010 23:48
I can't argue with that Ivan,I think he's just odd 
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Wayne Santorini


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Reply : Fri 27th Aug 2010 07:48

It "feels" like married Ivan, that's how comfortable I am with her

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Chris Perry

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Reply : Fri 27th Aug 2010 09:25
Shouldn't that be uncomfortable if it feels like marriage Wayne?
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