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Darren Ramowski

Wayne Santorini

Darren Millichip

David Marshall

Repairs begin on divots caused by Govan.

The work is expected to take several months to complete. Mainly because he has only just reached the 9th tee

John Flood

Matt Simmons

Loud Mouth b.a.

Russell Middleton

David Lythgoe

I thought he asked if I could drive the 16th, not could he put a drive through 16.

TheLyth

Chris Brannon

John Flood

Wayne Santorini

Darren Millichip

David Ross

Colin Coote

Loud Mouth b.a.

Colin,

That's cheating. Your 'caption' is the longest ever written in history so you have the rest of us at a disadvantage. I know that you badly want the first prize of those new Cobra S2 graphite shafted irons but there are limits!

I hear that you play the best of two golf balls out on the course, but this is not easy going golf but serious top flight competitive writing!  

    Referee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAPTION:

'A title or brief explanation appended to an illustration, cartoon, etc.' 

Dave ley

Colin Coote

I think i should play a provisional here just in case i get a Penalty.

I know I told you to make allowances for the ladies who can't drive straight, but i didn't bloody mean for you to build a 4-lane 30 foot wide buggy path.

Fellow golfers we need to send our thanks to Sanders Longdrive who it appears is kindly providing the first prize of those new Cobra S2 graphite shafted irons!

Drinks all round

Lee Ward

Stuart Govan

Repairs begin on the divot (singular) caused by Marshall.

That brown strip's almost as big as your divot. Except unlike yours it's pointing forward in a straight line.

Colin Coote

better play a 2nd provisional just in case i incur a sexist penalty

Bloody hell mate, when you approached me for permission to run a comp specially for Aussie Diggers i thought you meant it was for members of your armed forces, you never told me it was for any Aussie with a shovel.

John Pettitt

Colin Coote

hells thats old John, i had to look RB up.

just for you John

I definitely heard the club secretary scream at the greens keeper DRAT the fairway when his ball ran to the bottom of the hill,  not DROT the fairway!

John Pettitt

Chris Perry

Loud Mouth b.a.

That's more like it Colin, but how many goes have you paid for?    

I understood that the prize was Darren's no. 3 (public course) set of irons!  You wouldn't want my irons. I built them myself and the shafts bend almost as much as those used by Corky the Cat. How else can a zimmer hit the ball so far?

Colin Coote

You have to pay!

Damn, Darren, you've been rumbled, i told you it would be too good to last.

Its a crying shame you should have to find out about favouritism in this way, but hey, look on the bright side, you were the only one who has ever paid.

And as for playing the best of 2 balls at every hole, that is the proper way to play golf isn't it? I was told to play 2 balls and then add both scores together and half it to find what score to put on your card! I always wondered why i was the only one with fractions on a card.

I'm going to be gutted if that is wrong, all these years wasted, every week losing £20 to may mates when i could have been winning.

lol

Loud Mouth b.a.

Nice one Colin.

I only tease those I love so wickedly. 

Colin Coote

you told me you would never tell anyone and it was to be our little secret!

did you also lie by saying i was the first, the best and the last!

next thing you'll tell me is that your Longdrive is just a cul-de-sac.

you know how to break ones' heart, how can i ever trust you again?

With you it's been 'All or nothing', i kept telling you accuracy was everything but would you listen, NO.

Thats it i've had enough, i'm leaving you for someone who can give me a better and softer touch around the greens.  

The next time I listen to our favourite singer Don McLean singing 'Our Tune' CRYING i'll be thinking of you and what we had together and I will always think of you as being such a f... u....... f....... l... p...... o. a...., i don't know if the other words are in the dictionary 

Blankety Blank was your favourite program,fill in the blanks yourself, i'm going back to someone who really appreciate me.

Loud Mouth b.a.

Colin,

Your writing talent is extraordinary, but I fear that we both must desist from drinking tap water further before one or both of us becomes too happy.  

Colin Coote

i agree,

What you'll find is that if you dilute your water with whiskey you will be happy.

Alas, may we never return to how we once were.

Adieu 

Matt Simmons

Alan Gunnigle

Colin Coote

John Payne