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Russell Middleton

I put my name do to play in the North v South game this coming April.

Did it early so I knew I would get a place.

Then I had an e-mail from Darren requesting my deposit.

Finally got the details for that sorted out, only to find out that the wife had booked a Monday to Friday break that very week!!!!

She's been saving coupons from the papers to get a week away for a tenner, can't go wrong with that, or can she???   Yes we can, she only picked the wrong dates.

Missed the game last year as I couldn't afford it due to no work!

Now I'm going to miss this years event due to being in Bridlington for the week.  Good golf courses up there so I will take my clubs with me.

Oh well, third time lucky, where to I put my name down for the North v South 2011 game?

Russ

Tim Hawkins

David Marshall

Reckon it's grounds for divorce, Russ

David Marshall

John or I can keep you in touch with events.

We can send you the pictures of the look of Mysterons as they suffer a crushing defeat.

Tell you how much they got hammered by.

And tell you who beat Tim and Waynetta for the 4th time in a row...Sorry that should be Marjorie and Waynetta

It'll be gripping stuff 

John Pettitt

David Marshall

Darren Millichip

David Marshall

Now here we have it, typical of a Northern remark, from a Mysteron numpty.

Got it all wrong yesterday..And today is no different.

Russ is from upt North..Lives in Essex..But wanted to represent his roots..

you twonk 

John Pettitt

Tim Hawkins

David Marshall

Wayne Santorini

David Marshall

Why the hell would anybody in their right mind want to travel  past the 'Watford Gap'

You did just that, several years ago.. And look how you turned out.

Everybody knows civilisation ceases past Watford 

David Marshall

And another thing... We have them chomping at the bit to join in this time.

You wanna know why???

Cause they now realise how easy it is to beat you Mysterons. And they want, and are going to, make you lot suffer 

Wayne Santorini

David Marshall

Now why didn't I post that....

Oh yes... I did..Several months ago.

You Mysteron muppet...or should that be puppet?   

Oh and in case you try to delete your reply (above, dated 28th Jan @18:44)..I have this whole page copied and saved. 

Robbie Allison

Sounds great to me Russ...

Game with the North v South

Chill after it

Then go home and have the place to yourself for a few days

Magic - might even start saving tokens for my missus...

Russell Middleton

John is correct, I'm from Doncaster which is in South Yorkshire (Greatest County in the country).

The fact that I've emigrated to Essex means nothing to me!!!!

Russ

Dave ley

I just loved watching C Scarlett again   There's only one candidate for Colonel White !!

David Marshall

Then you'll love this one Captain...

David Marshall

this one is better...

Tim Greaves

Hi Russ, i played with you at southern qualifier for  Golfshake open last year. Was hoping to catch up again, but it seems it is not to be.

I to was born in Yorkshire, but have to say that the life of a Northern Monkey was not for me, and i am a fully fledged Southerner and proud !!

Shame about your wifes plans, but at least it saves you gettin beat again !

All the best

 Tim.

Russell Middleton

The worst part about this now is that we didn't get our first choice of dates so I could have played in the NvS game!!!!

Too many people waiting in the wings for me to be able to leave my name on the list until I knew what was happening.

Who knows, maybe I'll go up and play the Sunday game (if I can) and help out with the game on Monday.

Russ

Dave ley

David Marshall

I'm not one for rumours either..

Here's a fact

Southern victory 2nd year Running 

Russell Middleton

My wife is a 'Southerner' so I'm beginning to wonder if she has knobbled my chances of playing!

I'm now wondering if she was contacted by one of the Southern team and they told her what dates to say she had booked.

It's one of those low things that the Southern team would do I think......

Russ

Dave ley

Quilty as charged Russ, sorry fella we just had to knobble the Norths best (only) asssett!!

Fear not the rest of you North players we didn't feel the need to speak to your wives.....................

Wayne Santorini

Seems funny how the "South" team, well namely one gobby captain is now quite vocal when they have been sooooooo quiet over the past 3 years.

We (the North) know the outcome to this years match and will prove it on the day

Wayne Santorini

David Marshall

I know you know the outcome Waynetta.

You know that I know. Scarlet knows too. So does the whole of the South team.

The ONLY thing the North team need to know, and you and I know that they know it, is that they are gonna lose.

Why you ask? As if you didn't know already....

 The Mysterons never win

John Flood

You lot won't be able to concentrate because you'll be too worried about getting your tracky bottoms & white shoes dirty

David Marshall

John Flood

touche!!

Wayne Santorini

HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,

Copped that one John, Brilliant Davina

Wayne Santorini

Danny Brant

Wayne Santorini

Martin Millichip

All Northern Team members:

THE SOUTH CAPTAIN HAS ARTIFICIALLY INCREASED HIS HANDICAP PRIOR TO THE EVENT. HE OBVIOUSLY FEELS THREATENED AND IS USING  UNDERHAND TACTICS TO AID HIS TEAM WHICH STILL HAS NO CHANCE OF WINNING.

David Marshall

Oi Millichip..You can can it matey...Or I might be tempted to mention something that can be used in evidence against you.

Have you had your clubs back yet?

Did you read the handwritten message that I put on the delivery package? 

David Marshall

This guy just has to be from the North

Dave ley

Mart, I didn't think you would go for such a low blow this early , I will keep my trump cards for later.

I might be able to get up to 10 by April , What can you do about CONGU hey, thank'em   I suppose

Tim Hawkins

Russell Middleton

Yes Wayne.

Last year I wasn't in work so couldn't afford to attend the game.

This year the wife has knobbled me!!!!

Russ

Martin Millichip

Darren Ramowski

Russ get your name down, you never know.  Admittedly there are 5 on the waiting list but I am about to remove 3 people so the waiting list will drop to 2 who may not confirm.

Any help gratefully received if you don't play but want to come along. Drop me a PM nearer the time

John Pettitt

Tim Hawkins

Doesn't matter what he sets his handicap to, this is Davids prize... 

Wayne Santorini

Get in there Tim

Dave ley

Futile fellas, just remember "you can't Kid a Kidder,Kid" 

Nice can Tim I see you kept yours from last year how much do they cost  37.5p  or 7/6 in old money  

Russell Middleton

Darren, I'll add my name now and who knows.

Russ

John Pettitt

David Marshall

Shame he will be on the losing team though, John..

He's a nice guy too 

Martin Millichip

David Marshall

Just stating facts, Martin

Martin Millichip

Someones facts are another persons fiction. Like I say you keeping flapping and we will just sit back watch look listen and you will not want to believe what WILL happen to you.

We as Northerners are handling the situation with dignity and not getting seriously involved in southern arrogance !!!!!

David Marshall

Typical Mysteron...Idle threats, with nothing to back up all your hype.

By the way...We know what WILL happen to us...WE WILL WIN 

You will need all the dignity you can muster, Mr North Captain. Dignity in get beaten  thrashed again.

And it ain't arrogance...It's total confidence in Scarlet and the whole of the South team 

Russell Middleton

It would be nice if I could still make this game as a player.

But let's be happy to play the game and I hope it's a close affair, no one side running away with it.

And I'm certain that the captain for the North team will have an excellent winner's speach!

Russ

John Pettitt

Wayne Santorini

Tim Hawkins

David Marshall

Now you see..Here we have a case in point of typical Mysteron behaviour.

You get the voice of the Mysterons coming out with claptrap and blurb.  Followed closely by Captain Black, who is scared of ghosts, peeping out from behind his mates dress sticking up his middle finger.

Just bring it you two..................The pairing that gets you is in for an easy ride 

Martin Millichip

Who says they will play together. Will they ? Wont they ? IF you southerners are pinning your hopes on one pairing for the north then you will be in for a rude awakening.

David Marshall

Wayne Santorini

Darren Atkinson

Anyone visiting Wayne's favourite haunt is offered a fiver to ensure he turns up at the north versus south match as he will be the easiest first point the south will get :-)

Wayne Santorini

Watch it Atkinson you only pop on here every now and then.............are you a proper member

I'll have a bet with any munter whom gets me on the day that they will lose.......3 pints of the best

Dave ley

Looks like some so called "southern arrogance" went upt'north! 

Who's the bookie! I'll have a wager on it, what odds can I have?

Wayne , after your NLP lets you down you will be straight to the NCP to make a quick get away!!