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Caption Competition w/c 9th Nov 2009

Posted by: user8 [FORUM MODERATOR] | Wed 11th Nov 2009 12:39 | Last Reply

Proposed North vs South team Captains 2010; Martin Millichip and David Ley

Best buds ?

 

re: Caption Competition w/c 9th Nov 2009
user33026 [FORUM MODERATOR]
Reply : Wed 11th Nov 2009 12:50

"No Dave, I'm tweedledee, you're tweedledum"

re: Caption Competition w/c 9th Nov 2009
user33026 [FORUM MODERATOR]
Reply : Wed 11th Nov 2009 14:31

When the bingo caller said "two fat ladies", Martin and Dave thought someone was trying to get their attention

re: Caption Competition w/c 9th Nov 2009
user24437
Reply : Wed 11th Nov 2009 17:16

The action on the putting green is momentarily halted when someone in the clubhouse eats a chip.. 

re: Caption Competition w/c 9th Nov 2009
user77012
Reply : Wed 11th Nov 2009 22:18

"Dave"

"Yes Mart"

" I was thinking why don't you pick a player then me and so on,you know like we use to in the school yard for footy practice,"

"That's a great idea, and I get to pick first"

"Yep"

"Great ,you know what that means Mart?"

"What"

"You still end up with Santo!!!!!!" 

Mart I'm convinced that camera puts 10lbs on us??????? 

re: Caption Competition w/c 9th Nov 2009
user16163
Reply : Thu 12th Nov 2009 17:52

martin and dave looking bemused at the eventual winner of the craig stadler lookalike competition

re: Caption Competition w/c 9th Nov 2009
user77012
Reply : Mon 7th Dec 2009 16:15

Mart, I'm realy jealous how did you secure sponsorship from Pukka??

re: Caption Competition w/c 9th Nov 2009
user11501
Reply : Tue 8th Dec 2009 14:05

Sponsorship from Pukka only came about when I said I only eat half as many pies as you Dave !!!!

re: Caption Competition w/c 9th Nov 2009
user71987
Reply : Tue 8th Dec 2009 14:11

Dave,

You ever pick me up on moving leaves from a bunker again, and i'll break your legs!

Or it could be,

Dave,

Did I dream that you came into my room last night and started smacking my Ar$e with a driver?

re: Caption Competition w/c 9th Nov 2009
user16163
Reply : Tue 8th Dec 2009 18:14

simon

 

its funny cos its true

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

re: Caption Competition w/c 9th Nov 2009
user77012
Reply : Wed 9th Dec 2009 09:43

Mart,quilty as charged you can't beat a Pukka.

Simon, removing the head of the driver from mart's butt was no mean feat either, it was like pulling on a plunger!!

Daz, quality lefthanded swing wouldn't you agree

re: Caption Competition w/c 9th Nov 2009
user11501
Reply : Wed 9th Dec 2009 11:10

It was like being branded with an iron !! Still have the Taylor Made logo impression on my ass !! In a legal wrangle with them at the moment for royalties on advertising !!!!!!!!

re: Caption Competition w/c 9th Nov 2009
user16163
Reply : Wed 9th Dec 2009 11:44

THATS A NEW ANGLE OF ADVERTISING......

Taylormade logo on the dark side of the moon

@ dave even phil mickleson would love a lefthanded swing like that

re: Caption Competition w/c 9th Nov 2009
user38216
Reply : Wed 9th Dec 2009 15:33

Dave - I reckon I would look good in a pair of those pink shoes and skirt.

 Martin - (Groans) - you'd look better wi nowt on.

 

 

re: Caption Competition w/c 9th Nov 2009
user8 [FORUM MODERATOR]
Reply : Mon 11th Jan 2010 12:08

The winners of this caption competition must go to


David Marshall - Martin to David - 'David, what's it going to cost me for your South team to throw next years N v S match'

Tim Hawkins - The action on the putting green is momentarily halted when someone in the clubhouse eats a chip..


Both will receive copies of the Top 100 Courses of Britain & Ireland


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