Proposed North vs South team Captains 2010; Martin Millichip and David Ley

Best buds ?

"No Dave, I'm tweedledee, you're tweedledum"

What one do you fancy?? I prefer the one kneeling down chewing grass Martin!!!!!!

When the bingo caller said "two fat ladies", Martin and Dave thought someone was trying to get their attention

If it wasn't for the shirt colour they'd think I was standing next to a mirror Dave!!!!!!!!

'David, what's it going to cost me for your South team to throw next years N v S match'?

The action on the putting green is momentarily halted when someone in the clubhouse eats a chip.. 

Tim

"Dave"

"Yes Mart"

" I was thinking why don't you pick a player then me and so on,you know like we use to in the school yard for footy practice,"

"That's a great idea, and I get to pick first"

"Yep"

"Great ,you know what that means Mart?"

"What"

"You still end up with Santo!!!!!!" 

Mart I'm convinced that camera puts 10lbs on us??????? 

martin and dave looking bemused at the eventual winner of the craig stadler lookalike competition

Recognizing a few family characteristics in young Martin, Mr Ley pensively recounters some of the wild flings of his youth.

Im not even going to try because i can't top tims effort, p**s funny

I said hole in one, not whole pie in one

Andrew the pair of them have had more than one pie trust me!!!!!!!!!!!

Mart, I'm realy jealous how did you secure sponsorship from Pukka??

Dave do you think they heard me drop my guts!!!!!!!!!

Sponsorship from Pukka only came about when I said I only eat half as many pies as you Dave !!!!

Dave,

You ever pick me up on moving leaves from a bunker again, and i'll break your legs!

Or it could be,

Dave,

Did I dream that you came into my room last night and started smacking my Ar$e with a driver?

I LOVE THAT SECOND ONE Si

simon

its funny cos its true

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Mart,quilty as charged you can't beat a Pukka.

Simon, removing the head of the driver from mart's butt was no mean feat either, it was like pulling on a plunger!!

Daz, quality lefthanded swing wouldn't you agree

It was like being branded with an iron !! Still have the Taylor Made logo impression on my ass !! In a legal wrangle with them at the moment for royalties on advertising !!!!!!!!

THATS A NEW ANGLE OF ADVERTISING......

Taylormade logo on the dark side of the moon

@ dave even phil mickleson would love a lefthanded swing like that

Dave - I reckon I would look good in a pair of those pink shoes and skirt.

 Martin - (Groans) - you'd look better wi nowt on.

 1)"No were not chuffing brothers"

2) "Listen Dave, I'm in room 202 big boy. Give these two the slip and I'll see you in    10 mins "

3) "Did that chap just change the marking on his ball from red to green? WTF." 

The winners of this caption competition must go to


David Marshall - Martin to David - 'David, what's it going to cost me for your South team to throw next years N v S match'

Tim Hawkins - The action on the putting green is momentarily halted when someone in the clubhouse eats a chip..


Both will receive copies of the Top 100 Courses of Britain & Ireland