Caption Competition w/c 9th Nov 2009
Proposed North vs South team Captains 2010; Martin Millichip and David Ley
Best buds ?
Reply : Wed 11th Nov 2009 12:50
"No Dave, I'm tweedledee, you're tweedledum"
Reply : Wed 11th Nov 2009 14:31
When the bingo caller said "two fat ladies", Martin and Dave thought someone was trying to get their attention
Reply : Wed 11th Nov 2009 17:16
The action on the putting green is momentarily halted when someone in the clubhouse eats a chip..
Reply : Wed 11th Nov 2009 22:18
"Dave"
"Yes Mart"
" I was thinking why don't you pick a player then me and so on,you know like we use to in the school yard for footy practice,"
"That's a great idea, and I get to pick first"
"Yep"
"Great ,you know what that means Mart?"
"What"
"You still end up with Santo!!!!!!" 
Mart I'm convinced that camera puts 10lbs on us??????? 
Reply : Thu 12th Nov 2009 17:52
martin and dave looking bemused at the eventual winner of the craig stadler lookalike competition
Reply : Mon 7th Dec 2009 16:15
Mart, I'm realy jealous how did you secure sponsorship from Pukka??
Reply : Tue 8th Dec 2009 14:05
Sponsorship from Pukka only came about when I said I only eat half as many pies as you Dave !!!!
Reply : Tue 8th Dec 2009 14:11
Dave,
You ever pick me up on moving leaves from a bunker again, and i'll break your legs!
Or it could be,
Dave,
Did I dream that you came into my room last night and started smacking my Ar$e with a driver?
Reply : Tue 8th Dec 2009 18:14
simon
its funny cos its true
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Reply : Wed 9th Dec 2009 09:43
Mart,quilty as charged you can't beat a Pukka.
Simon, removing the head of the driver from mart's butt was no mean feat either, it was like pulling on a plunger!!
Daz, quality lefthanded swing wouldn't you agree 
Reply : Wed 9th Dec 2009 11:10
It was like being branded with an iron !! Still have the Taylor Made logo impression on my ass !! In a legal wrangle with them at the moment for royalties on advertising !!!!!!!!
Reply : Wed 9th Dec 2009 11:44
THATS A NEW ANGLE OF ADVERTISING......
Taylormade logo on the dark side of the moon
@ dave even phil mickleson would love a lefthanded swing like that
Reply : Wed 9th Dec 2009 15:33
Dave - I reckon I would look good in a pair of those pink shoes and skirt.
Martin - (Groans) - you'd look better wi nowt on.
Reply : Mon 11th Jan 2010 12:08
The winners of this caption competition must go to
David Marshall - Martin to David - 'David, what's it going to cost me for your South team to throw next years N v S match'
Tim Hawkins - The action on the putting green is momentarily halted when someone in the clubhouse eats a chip..
Both will receive copies of the Top 100 Courses of Britain & Ireland

