Charity Golf Day caption competition

What's going on here then....

Dave " Give us your keys"   JP "Take a chance Punk"  Dave  "Look there's no need to get violent ,I only want your keys as my golf shoes are still in the boot!!"

If you ever hit the ball that far past mine again mr ley and you will be wearing this club !!!!!

Dave, is this what you meant when you said darren m's shirt needed a good iron

"Either the heads on back to front or the Range is pointing the wrong way!"

"Dave can you take a look at my swing for me ",

" No probs John,which part of the net have you been hitting?"

" I havn't  actually reached the net yet"    

<p class="MsoNormal">Dave: Come on now don&rsquo;t be silly, boyo, hand it over, its not worth it, life&rsquo;s too short, we can help you!!!!!</p>  <p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p>  <p class="MsoNormal">John: Keep away, don&rsquo;t come any nearer, It&rsquo;s those bloody handicaps, the rules, the new drivers, my hips, my knees, my god those b b b b b b bandits, and there&rsquo;s no buggies left, help me!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

"Now this is called a 'pitching wedge' Dave.  You use it for your short game"

"What's a short game John?"

You keep your mucky hands off my stiff shaft you randy welsh git