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Darren Ramowski Handicap : 27.2 Location : Posts :	Posted : Mon 9th Jun 2008 22:04




Colin Astbury Handicap : 20.1 Location : Posts :	Reply : Mon 9th Jun 2008 22:46 Pauler Creamer regreted not putting her makeup on when the paperazi showed up at the little known golfshake northern cup


Colin Astbury Handicap : 20.1 Location : Posts :	Reply : Mon 9th Jun 2008 22:52 Large who you trying to kid?


David Ley Handicap : 7.2 Location : Posts :	Reply : Mon 9th Jun 2008 23:30 oh please iv'e had to look at perky all day ,I get home log on and get this!!!!!!!
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David Marshall Handicap : 9.5 Location : Posts :	Reply : Tue 10th Jun 2008 00:23 I am so in touch with my feminine side. And anybody that says otherwise, I'll give them such a slap and scratch their eyes out


Wayne Santorini Handicap : 13.9 Location : Posts :	Reply : Tue 10th Jun 2008 08:35 I think the word is "Touche" mate


Chris Perry Handicap : 21.7 Location : Posts :	Reply : Tue 10th Jun 2008 09:35 Oooohhhh, you got it in pink. How did you know?!?!?!?!


Lee Butler Handicap : 13.8 Location : Posts :	Reply : Tue 10th Jun 2008 19:04 Since playing in the US, the sun had aged Ian Poulter quite considerably


Chris Perry Handicap : 21.7 Location : Posts :	Reply : Tue 10th Jun 2008 19:25 Wayne is pleased when the postman arrives with his latest successful e-bay bid


Colin Astbury Handicap : 20.1 Location : Posts :	Reply : Tue 10th Jun 2008 20:03 Wayne didnt know what to say when Mrs Santorini came home and found him wearing her clothes again.


David Marshall Handicap : 9.5 Location : Posts :	Reply : Tue 10th Jun 2008 20:43 Hurry up and take the photo...I can't hold my stomach in any longer


Tony Dunn Handicap : 18.6 Location : Posts :	Reply : Tue 10th Jun 2008 21:42 Can't believe the mrs left those red socks in the washer....


Martin Millichip Handicap : 7.2 Location : Posts :	Reply : Wed 11th Jun 2008 00:35 Should have gone to specsavers !!!


Tim Hawkins Handicap : 20.9 Location : Posts :	Reply : Wed 11th Jun 2008 01:24 Wayne has to physically restrain Darren as he suggests a new range of Golfshake clothing


David Ley Handicap : 7.2 Location : Posts :	Reply : Wed 11th Jun 2008 05:31 Well in the photo i can see 2 objects that caught my eye, one is an old looking large antique thing, which is a bit rusty around the edges and looks like it is used to store large amounts of alcohol in it ,and has a strange looking band around it. The other thing is a beer barrel.


Danny Brant Handicap : 18.9 Location : Posts :	Reply : Wed 11th Jun 2008 07:49 Mr Blobby enjoying a nice round of golf in his retirement.


Danny Brant Handicap : 18.9 Location : Posts :	Reply : Wed 11th Jun 2008 07:50 Dave Leys is the best one.


Carl Bartley Handicap : 28 Location : Posts :	Reply : Wed 11th Jun 2008 12:18 "TIKLED PINK" with my consolation prize from the "Golfshake Northern Cup" it's a perfect colour match


Jon T Handicap : 10.9 Location : Posts :	Reply : Wed 11th Jun 2008 13:23 "Bacon butties anyone?"


John Flood Handicap : 15.1 Location : Posts :	Reply : Wed 11th Jun 2008 17:36 OINK OINK!!!


David Ley Handicap : 7.2 Location : Posts :	Reply : Wed 11th Jun 2008 17:52 Harsh boys , he has got feelings.................................................................not!


Liam Bailey Handicap : 16.6 Location : Posts :	Reply : Wed 11th Jun 2008 21:51 The Ann Summers golf party proved a hit at the Northern Cup..... OR Carlsberg don't do golf gear....


Wayne Santorini Handicap : 13.9 Location : Posts :	Reply : Thu 12th Jun 2008 14:23 Bl**dy OINK OINK John, don't worry we will meet at another event.................


Jim Dorrington Handicap : 19.3 Location : Posts :	Reply : Fri 13th Jun 2008 08:49 Unfortunately this is not what they meant when they said that the ladies prefer large pink ones with shiny heads.....


Darren Ramowski Handicap : 27.2 Location : Posts :	Reply : Fri 13th Jun 2008 10:26


Danny Brant Handicap : 18.9 Location : Posts :	Reply : Fri 13th Jun 2008 15:09 Jim's the new winner.


Blaine Toms Handicap : 28 Location : Posts :	Reply : Fri 13th Jun 2008 15:26 club members stunned by large prawn selling equaly pink shirts.


Deleted Deleted Handicap : 7 Location : Posts :	Reply : Sun 29th Jun 2008 21:27 Poncyprydd Captain's Day, May 2008 CLUB CAPTAIN: "Well Dai I know you're pleased to have won 'The Best Dressed Golfer Trophy,' but well you see, additionally to the cup the Committee thought that you would like this." DAI: "What is it boyo?" CLUB CAPTAIN: "Well you see Dai, our new Pro Taffryn, was having a clear out and found this pink polo shirt tucket away like you see. It's VINTAGE man, and it's in your colour!" DAI: "Emelyn, that's GREAT!!! I'm REALLY thrilled I am. (Whispers) Don't squeeze my hand so Emme, folks will notice. There are two straight chappies here today!" CLUB CAPTAIN: (Whispering) Sorry Daisy, but are we OK for later?"
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Deleted Deleted Handicap : 7 Location : Posts :	Reply : Sun 29th Jun 2008 23:16 SECOND CAPTION DAI: (Whispering through teeth) "What sort of prize is this? I left THAT in your flat the last time we were together!" CLUB CAPTAIN: (Whispers) Oops! Sorry Daisy. Leastways it's now been ironed."


Michael Noel Handicap : 15.4 Location : Posts :	Reply : Mon 30th Jun 2008 08:02 Sir, your wife has very pretty golf attire....so what are you going to wear today?




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