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Dave Doncaster



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Posted : Mon 26th May 2008 10:15

Have a question to ask of you all. Please be as honest as you like (for some, that ain't asking much).

Recently during a round, I was about 15 feet from the side of the green. There was as bunker in between but only the second third was in my way. At the right end of the bunker it went up into a slope like mound.

Instead of playing a lob wedge and going over the bunker, I proceeded with my Chipper.

I aimed for the slope of the bunker and let the Chipper hit the mound and then kick left onto the green. I overhit it slightly, but the end result was that the ball was exactly in line with the pin, about 10 feet behind it.

A playing partner scoffed and said "Play the game properly!"

He said I should have used a lob wedge and not been cheeky enough to have used the edge of the bunker.

Surely, that is what made the likes of Seve great! Inventive shots.

Please guys, how many of you agree with my playing partner.



David Marshall



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Reply : Mon 26th May 2008 11:29

He was most probably pissed because the shot came off.....I bet if you tried it again, it wouldn't work......You can use whatever club you want, to play any type of shot you want.

Dave Doncaster



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Reply : Mon 26th May 2008 11:36

David, thanx for this also.

I was shocked at the statement really. I will continue to play as I choose. Long live my Chipper!


David Marshall



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Reply : Mon 26th May 2008 11:39

How did you get on with  Santorini and Sobey?    Have you recovered yet?

Dave Doncaster



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Reply : Mon 26th May 2008 11:44

Erm, it was enlightning!

I let them down with the lack of quality on my side.

I am going to blame it on the fact my eyes were blurred from Waynes colour of clothing choice. Least said the better. Mark was very conservative in his attire. I did as I said and wore understated black!

Course was excellent and well worth a visit for anyone. No sloping tees!!

Read my review of the course, Grange Park, St Helens.


David Marshall



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Reply : Mon 26th May 2008 11:56

Seriously Dave.....You must have had some really bad luck in the past finding courses with sloping tees!

They are a pair of nice guy's.....Wish I lived nearer to them, so I could play more often.

Beginning to think nobody down here wants to play with me. 


Dave Doncaster



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Reply : Mon 26th May 2008 12:00

If only I was still down south.

I'd have played you.

Yes they are nice guys, glad I had the experience :-)


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Reply : Mon 26th May 2008 13:25

Dave,

Think that you partner was just being bitter! Same sort of thing happened to me a while back when i chipped in with 3 iron from just off the green, i just gripped the iron further down the shaft and palyed a putting stroke, the result was the ball cleared the 2foot of rough and apron and struck the pin and dropped..... my parter claimed that it was "shoddy" and "lucky" play. I have since played the same shot with good results, however i now use my 7 for this as most other people do. 

I just pointed out that i could have used my driver to do the same if i felt like it and to concentrate on his own game (he was having a mare). 

Dont let it get to you, its usually players that are on a tilt that comment on things about parters games. 

Well thats my tupence worth anyway.

 


Dave Doncaster



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Reply : Mon 26th May 2008 13:32

Danny,

Thanx for your tupence worth!

When I play with my best mate, we congratulate each other on shots. As we are always trying to go for the hole, however we do it. Is it more luck if we miss or more if we get it there?


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Reply : Mon 26th May 2008 14:11

The game is 'how many' not 'how'. I like to see imagination and invention.

Dave Doncaster



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Reply : Mon 26th May 2008 14:43

Mr Pettitt,

Thank you for your gracious reply


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Reply : Mon 26th May 2008 23:58

On the course where I am a member we have a dog leg par 4 the second half of which is steeply downhill and funnelled at the top of the hill.  I was really chuffed when I realised that a 5 iron chip for the second shot results in a green side lie if you get the ball in the funnel.  I am sure I am not the first person to work this out but its great when you visualise a shot and it works out.

On a similar theme the young American who was in contention at Augusta used a lofted club on one of the greens to take out a mound.  If you can be unconventional at the Masters it must be alright.  I wouldn't have wanted to be him though if he had taken a divot.

Keep dreaming up new shots Dave.


Wayne Santorini



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Reply : Tue 27th May 2008 07:29

First of all let me say IT WAS ME THAT PASSED THE COMMENT, but it was said in banter and yes if he tried it again it wouldn't have come off

It was a great shot and one I would have tried if i hadn't been playing so well

Thanks for the game mate, enjoyed your company even if your golf was somewhere else


Dave Doncaster



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Reply : Tue 27th May 2008 12:33

Wayne,

Firstly, I never mentioned it was you and I hold no reflection (hard to with your colour clothes) against you for making the comment.

I was thinking more about the comment in general and wondered how many other people i have played with might have thought that and not said it.

Oh and by the way, If I played the shot again, you are right it wouldn't come off like it did, IT WOULD HAVE GONE IN!!

I was a bit annoyed it went that far passed. Once I'm in full swing it will be nearer.

Company was good and yes my golf was somewhere else far far away.


Wayne Santorini



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Reply : Tue 27th May 2008 14:37


Danny Brant



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Reply : Tue 27th May 2008 18:07

Danny, your shot choice was perfect. Not sure about your choice of playing partners though.

Tony Dunn



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Reply : Tue 27th May 2008 22:13

Shame on you Dave Doncaster (sounds like a radio dj), not for the shot, no, shame on you for rounding on our great northern leader, the great orange man lead us to a famous victory, if he say's it's not proper then you should have said sorry and asked for forgivness.  

Tim Hawkins



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Reply : Tue 27th May 2008 23:21

Oh Wayne.  Mr Pot, meet Mr Kettle.  See N v S tournament results.


Wayne Santorini



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Reply : Wed 28th May 2008 07:11

?????

Dave Doncaster



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Reply : Wed 28th May 2008 12:38

So let me get this right!

Previous statements stated that

"You can use whatever club you want, to play any type of shot you want."

"The game is 'how many' not 'how'. I like to see imagination and invention"

"Keep dreaming up new shots Dave."

"It was a great shot "

But then suddenly beacuse it was uttered by the WS, I am told,

"Shame on you Dave Doncaster (sounds like a radio dj), not for the shot, no, shame on you for rounding on our great northern leader, the great orange man lead us to a famous victory, if he say's it's not proper then you should have said sorry and asked for forgivness.  "

oh how the weather changes.The fact is, it was a good shot but not great, as it went too far passed. I will not adhere to tradition and play a certain club for a certain shot. I play the game to aim from the tee, to get the ball in the hole in as least amount of shots as possible (yes WS, I know I didn't on Friday).

Long live inventiveness and inspiration !!

 

 

 


Robbie Allison



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Reply : Wed 28th May 2008 16:46

Can't recall sevy ever using a chipper regardless of his inventivity...

Thought they were for girls anyway.....

 "Chippers" complete with lipstick holders and vanity mirror....

No wonder the Captain of the victorious north was taken aback at such a shot...

Chippers....ROFLMAO....

Sorry but when I hear that term "chipper" it lightens my day.....


Dave Doncaster



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Reply : Wed 28th May 2008 17:52

Oh what it must be to be a professional golfer and scoff at a club in someones bag.

oh oops sorry your not, your a 20 handicapper. Maybe if you had a chipper too, you could get a lower score ROFLMAO


Tony Dunn



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Reply : Wed 28th May 2008 20:45

I am feeling quite "chipper" at the moment.....

Tony Dunn



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Reply : Wed 28th May 2008 21:05

Surely Dave you must have come in for some stick in the past when pulling out your, erm, chipper from friends/playing partners, assembled galleries, fair game to me.

I have never seen a "good" player using one, but not having seen you play I may be wrong    


Stewart Whittaker



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Reply : Wed 28th May 2008 22:11

Dave right behind you on this one, think i remember tiger pulling out a 3 wood and roling around a bunker a few yrs back and he was a leader of change or words to that effect.

 

As for the comments about your chipper, as far as i was aware your aloud 14 clubs in your bag and its your choice entirely!!  surely the chipper is just another type of wedge but easier to use. 

 

I just think its a shame that some cant abide by the same etiqutte that os followed on the golf course in forums but maybe thats just me!!!


Dave Doncaster



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Reply : Wed 28th May 2008 23:11

Well said Stewart, at least someone on here with sense!!!

Wayne Santorini



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Reply : Thu 29th May 2008 07:02

If anyone had sense they wouldn't be on this site

That's what makes this site great


Wayne Santorini



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Reply : Thu 29th May 2008 07:05

Perhaps Mr Whittaker could join you for a round to see your array of greenside shots for himself !!!!!!!!!!!

We're all in roughly the same area.


Stewart Whittaker



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Reply : Thu 29th May 2008 07:09

Wayne id gladly join you for a game when work and kids permit!  where in this beutiful country to you reside!

 

perhaps we can get something arranged for a little bit later in the summer


Dave Doncaster



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Reply : Thu 29th May 2008 07:17

Stewart,

Feel free to include me on that invitation. I am near Ashton under Lyne.

Any time, shout!


Stewart Whittaker



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Reply : Thu 29th May 2008 08:13

Dave

 i never realised you were so close!  i think we will have to get something sorted out in the very near future so you can show case this chipping stroke of yours!

 

Any recommendations of course out your way? theres a few over near warrington but as i have only lived here a short time i dont know them all!


Dave Doncaster



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Reply : Thu 29th May 2008 08:22

Stewart,

I'm fond of Brookdale in openshaw. Read my review and let me know what you think.


Robbie Allison



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Reply : Thu 29th May 2008 08:31

"Oh what it must be to be a professional golfer and scoff at a club in someones bag."

"oh oops sorry your not, your a 20 handicapper. Maybe if you had a chipper too, you could get a lower score ROFLMAO"

David, your opening line said "be as honest as you like" - so I did.....

Well spotted, I am not a professional golfer and yes a poor "off the whites" 20 handicapper. Maybe your right in that I would lower my scores with a chipper.

But only because I would then be playing off the red tees.

Chippers.........

Stewart,

Having a crack on an open forum can hardly be compared to ettiquette on a golf course otherwise David would not have started this thread..


Wayne Santorini



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Reply : Thu 29th May 2008 09:40

Let them have it Pard'ner

Stewart I'm near Wigan and play all over, can you travel if so there are loads of courses withinn an hour from you.

I'll pm you my Mob number mate.


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Reply : Thu 29th May 2008 11:03

Dave, just read about hat you had to say about your chip shot. Never mind hat Wayne says, I thought it was a great shot............. just a pity about the other 107 shots!!!

Jon T



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Reply : Thu 29th May 2008 12:09

Wayne needs to be told that when you want his opinion Dave, you'll give it to him!

And it's each to their own imo. I personally have never used a chipper, nor do I think I ever will, as I use many clubs around the green, so see a chipper as a wasted club in my bag. However, if it works for you, and you can see and play inventive shots such as the one you played around the bunker, then good on ya.


Dave Doncaster



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Reply : Thu 29th May 2008 12:25

Jonathan,

Thank you for that. If you fancy sharing the course with a woman golfer dressed as a man with a chipper in his/her hand, then feel free to contact me in regards to a round.

Robbie, I hear your second shot is always from the Red tees anyway :-)


Robbie Allison



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Reply : Thu 29th May 2008 12:30

Yes but only on a good day Dave...

Dave Doncaster



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Reply : Thu 29th May 2008 12:32

Mark,

Thanx for the comment, the first part !!

Yes I did hit another 107 shots, for the quirk, but at least I learnt something during the round. That was, that my Chipper works, I don't.

It was good meeting you Mark and hope meet and play again soon.


Dave Doncaster



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Reply : Thu 29th May 2008 12:33

Robbie,

I should have played off the reds with Mark and WS but I still would have been crap!


Robbie Allison



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Reply : Thu 29th May 2008 12:42

Next time though you will be a different player - thats how it goes..

Happy chipping Dave....


Dave Doncaster



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Reply : Thu 29th May 2008 17:56

Robbie,

I hope so because I'm not sure I could have been any worse.

Long live the "if" in Golf :-)


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Reply : Thu 29th May 2008 18:13

If Santo and Sobey fancy a game Dave, then just get Santo me a shout and I'll come along to make up a 4 with ya no worries. 

Dave Doncaster



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Reply : Thu 29th May 2008 22:33

Jonathan,

Thanx for the offer but maybe I will let you three play alone. Might be better standard of golf


Wayne Santorini



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Reply : Fri 30th May 2008 06:53

Your always welcome Dave

Dave Doncaster



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Reply : Fri 30th May 2008 07:14

Thanx WS :-)

Wayne Santorini



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Reply : Fri 30th May 2008 07:40

Your welcome, besides who else could I take the P**s out of if your not there.


Dave Doncaster



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Reply : Fri 30th May 2008 12:40

WS,

Take a handheld mirror with you  :-)


Mark Sobey



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Reply : Sun 1st Jun 2008 10:56

..............and some erplugs!!

Dave Doncaster



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Reply : Sun 1st Jun 2008 11:33

lol @ mark, HOW TRUE!!

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Reply : Sun 1st Jun 2008 19:58

I have not read all the responses in full, but having a playing partner say play the game properly like this is just wrong.

I'm not good enough to play the game "properly" either, and I'll choose my club or shot depending on how I feel at that very moment.

5 years ago at St. Andrews Old Course, I was sitting on the hill south of the 18th green with the valley of sin between me and the pin. The other three people in my group all putted from the fairway as that was the proper way to play the shot. None of them came close.

I took out my 52* wedge and my caddie said no you should putt it. I told her that I was not good enough to judge this type of shot but that my wedge is a better option, IF I don't skull it like I did on the first hole and promplty rolled it into the bern on that earlier shot. Well, I nailed this shot to within 3 feet of the pin, made my par and broke 100 with a legal 99. Caddie kept score.

So next time he says something like that, tell him to coach someone else and learn how to play in a foursome properly!

 

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Dave Doncaster



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Reply : Tue 3rd Jun 2008 18:25

Michael,

I appreciate your reply but must state something straight away!

I am not, in any way, having a go at the person that said it. He was entitled to his opinion and has since grovelled to me afterwards :-) (lol that should wake him up).

Your reply was a bit more venomous than I expected. This is a site of banter and we all have a jibe at each other but it should not be used to be aggresive.

The player who said it, is a funny person (in his own lunch time) and deserves a bit of respect for his playing prowess. I would always accept to play a round of golf with this person and do not want you think anything else.

Once again, thanx for your reply. Happy golfing.


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Reply : Tue 3rd Jun 2008 20:31

Sorry, didn't mean to "sound" venomous.  Your original post did not tell of the followup grovelling by this guy.  

I've just played with too many people in my 10 years of golfing who really ruined my round trying to coach another player with unsolicited advice.  Even more annoying is that I usually play as a single joining other groups and to have some of these people tell me I'm using the wrong club or whatever.

Even though I'm a 21 HC, that's only because I have not played but 6 rounds since moving to the UK, otherwise I was down to a 14 HC prior to my arrival.  And a 14 primarily due to those two or three holes where I shoot an 8.  


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Reply : Tue 3rd Jun 2008 22:27

Michael,

I understand your disdain at some golfers, although the gentleman (use that sparingly) concerned is an okay guy and anyone would enjoy a round with him.

If you don't mind being looked at by all other golfers on the course, and probably some pilots, due to his attire colour.

Happy golfing!


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Reply : Tue 3rd Jun 2008 23:47

You know something Dave?...I seem to remember, a few weeks back, after your first ever post, you said something on the lines. "This is my first and last forum discussion".

 

What happened?

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Wayne Santorini



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Reply : Wed 4th Jun 2008 07:54

grovelled to me afterwards

Now you are taking the P**s Dave .

However I take any comment from people on the chin mate, and can fight my own battles, usually on the course.

once they have met me their view changes ( I don't hear from them again ) I love the whole social aspect of this game and have no desire to "Play to Win" which is my downfall to being a better player  however banter and wind up's are my speciality.

As for missing a spelling mistake, I proof checked the site at 06:45 in less than 5 minutes as requested by the webmaster with the view to re-visit it again during the day.

Make sure you do the same before posting Dave because I'm looking out for you mate!!!!!!!!!!!

 


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Reply : Wed 4th Jun 2008 12:48

Here is the message I originally tried to post first thing this morning but the server timed me out.

Mr Pettitt,I sincerely apologise for spelling your name wrong.David, you Sh#t stirrer :-)Keith,I see no advantage over all. I feel I make the yardages right, just can't get the club selection right. I hit a club a lot less distance than I used too. I need to adapt for that.As for the friendly games, just remember the title, "friendly". I am not competetive any more. I enjoy the game of golf immensely. I want the partner to enjoy it as well and aid that process by making the round less formal and more friendly. If giving my partner a couple of shots and him ending up winning by a couple of shots, then so be it. As long as we both enjoy the game. After all, if I told the wife I was going out with my mate for 5 to 6 hours for an evening drinking, she'd frown, but going out on the golf course with him is allowed :-) I intend to make sure we both enjoy the time. This is just my opinion and we are all welcome to our own.My mate does not play consistent golf, therefore he makes a lot of little rubbish shots, I try to bring his head back up by letting him off s few shots. After all, we are there to enjoy it and we always do.Happy golfing! 

 


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Reply : Wed 4th Jun 2008 13:03

Wayne :-P


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