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Tim Hawkins Handicap : 21.4 Location :  Posts : | Posted : Sun 11th May 2008 17:16 Here I am, 5.20 on Sunday and nobody's on the forums because you're all out enjoying the beautiful golfing weather, same as yesterday probably. Me? I'm stuck here working to get a job done for tomorrow morning. Drawback of being self-employed I suppose. Hope you all get sunburn. |
John Pettitt Handicap : 13.5 Location : Posts : | Reply : Sun 11th May 2008 17:21 I'm with you, Tim. I don't play at week-ends myself, but I will be out tomorrow morning. |
David Marshall Handicap : 10.9 Location : Posts : | Reply : Sun 11th May 2008 17:26 Trust you to bloody moan Hawkins. I am self employed and prefer to work weekends, so I can play during the week when all the other ####### are at work. Oh...And my tan is coming along very nicely...Thanks for asking |
Alps Patel Handicap : 14.5 Location : Posts : | Reply : Sun 11th May 2008 17:46 Hey Tim im glad to be stuck indoors - i played this morning and it was just dam too hot !! oh let it rain so it cools down !!! |
Brian Robson Handicap : 28 Location : Posts : | Reply : Sun 11th May 2008 18:18 her indoors has made me weed the garden while she did somthing called ironing ? |
| Jon T Handicap : 10.9 Location : Posts : | Reply : Mon 12th May 2008 11:20 I was kinda gutted that i didn't get an invite to a local invitation, mainly due to me not having a club handicap, as coming first = no prizes  Anyhow, the sun was cracking the flags, then at 3pm the heavens opened and the worst electrical storm I've ever seen appeared for 4 hours, with hailstones and torrential rain!! Hasten to say I was then rather glad to have my feet up watching Man Utd win the PL  |
Wayne Santorini Handicap : 16.2 Location : Posts : | Reply : Mon 12th May 2008 11:31 Played in an Open event at Stand GC, 4ball Better Ball !!! when I left at 5:30 clubhouse leaders were 45pts off 3/4 handicap??????????? We we're told last years winners had 49pts off 3/4 Handicap!!! I'm saying nothing
by the way Sobey got another Fanny yesterday, WELL DONE MARK!!! Darren are we having a trophy for the most over the year??? |
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| David Marshall Handicap : 10.9 Location : Posts : | Reply : Mon 12th May 2008 22:33 Wayne, I think it is grossly unfair of you to highlight Mark's misfortune in this manner. I am sure he didn't mean to do it. Perhaps the tee sloped slightly, or the wind affected his swing. Or he had something on his mind and the concentration lapsed for a few seconds. If you intend to have a trophy, for the most of these unfortunate occurrences throughout the year, then perhaps it should be named The Sobey Annual Driving Disaster Oscar. Or just plain SADDO for short |
Chris Perry Handicap : 26.4 Location : Posts : | Reply : Mon 12th May 2008 22:40 Alternatively, he may just be a big tart who wants his desire to be like a woman to extend beyond just the bedroom on a Friday night. |
| Wayne Santorini Handicap : 16.2 Location : Posts : | Reply : Tue 13th May 2008 07:25 I like that "SADDO" award comment Dave.
you do know that when he reads this your dead!!!!! |
| David Marshall Handicap : 10.9 Location : Posts : | Reply : Tue 13th May 2008 07:40 There were others I thought of. The SHAME award. Sobey Hit And Miss Extravaganza or Sobey Hit It Twonk ...I'll leave it to you to work out the title.
If I am going to be dead, then I would rather go out with a bang than just a wimper |
| Wayne Santorini Handicap : 16.2 Location : Posts : | Reply : Tue 13th May 2008 08:42 |
| David Marshall Handicap : 10.9 Location : Posts : | Reply : Tue 13th May 2008 08:53 Or Sobey's Amazing Duffs And Catch it Thin award. Affectionately know as the Sad Act.
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