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Morning all.

Why not come in and sit down grab a beer (or what ever) and chatter away - you are now experiencing the GolfShake Social Club.

Enough interest and we might even become a "sticky"....

Nice one Robbie son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What have you got on Draught???

You name it mate. I am sure Darren and the gang will get the pumps in...

Darren & the gang................. you have got to be joking

They couldn't organise a piss up if it was held in the BREWERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What about orange

Ya could be "tango'd"...

Sorry mate but you

DIDN'T HAVE ONE!!!!!!!!!

Orange it is then........

And the logo.......??

How about this   but in Orange

Nah.....He'd just been Tango'd

You've been in the Hall of Mirrors again, haven't you? 

Try looking in a normal mirror 

oh god no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

too frightening

Wonder what colour he is from the back...?

Could be a butchers canopy gone wrong..

FGSSC

Fellow of the golfshake social club

Is that orange because I am colour blind.....

What about a Chat room on here?

Or even:

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or

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members please choose...

Sorry,

I can hear you all banging on the door but forgot to mention - the door code is the same used for other  computer passwords ie:

******

Stampede.........!!!!

Robbie, some questions:

1. Is the beer subsidised?
2. Will there be pole dancing on a Tuesday evening?
3. Can food not bought on the premises be eaten on the premises?
4. Is the Lasagne home made?
5. Are the over 70's allowed to play domino's?
6. Will there occasionally be a really crap nothern comedian to entertain us?
7. Will chav's be banned?

8. Will you be working behind the bar in high heels, a patent plastic mini skirt and low cut blouse? 

Based on your reply I will send my application form and the 20p yearly subs as soon as I have been paid.

1. Negotiations are ongoing but I feel Darren will oblige here..

2. Not every Tuesday as we are also hoping for "whitby kippers"

3. No but we are hoping to have a large outdoor smoking area where own food could possibly be eaten.

4. Most certainly yes - Ask Tony what my Lasagne is like

5. Providing they are accompanied by both grand parents then this should be ok

6. Newcastle United FC will attend some evenings

7. Grief no and the more bling the better.

8. Yes, but only when Wayne is on his break..

On behalf of the Committee I look forward to receiving your subs - incidentally can you call out bingo or sell raffle tickets...?

FGSSC

007 it is and don't forget the code:

******

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Hey guy's,

How do you get the pictures on your post..

Not as simple as copy/paste.........

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or upload your photos via the media/image upload system and then copy and paste

Thought I would say hi.  Getting sticking in here. 

Hi Darren,

Good to see ya come in mate.

Pull up a seat...

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Cheers Darren,

Did this with my mobile...

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cure your slice?

I've had a look around but can't see it, is there going to be the standard jukebox??  You know the sort of one where everyone blames the dodgy machine when their favourite Take That song they selected comes on....

Just for the record... "Relight my Fire" 

Yeah......lock in's, southern shandy blaring juke boxes dominoes,bingo, postmans knock..................

It's all coming to the:

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Just need names for the Committee

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Robbie, there's a guy outside trying to deliver the pool table.  Where should I tell him to put it, over by the 80" plasma or next to the Hot Tub??

This place is awesome...... 

Hot Tub may be best Jim,

some guy is bound to put a hole in the plasma trying out back spin..

Membership is flourishing now....getting better by the minute.

Raffle tickets sellers wanted...

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Wayne, Some guy at the door with carpet on his chin just tried to stop me coming in

Nah just a muff.

I don't think he's getting the hint that he looks a complete P**T, even his missus hates it!!!! do you think he's being stubborn

Lovely Bubbly.....

next stop bar billiards and shove half penny....

And electric shaver sockets in the loo's

GSSC......

Robbie, apparently Rachel Bilson wants to be a barmaid - can I suggest all your barmaids wear a distinctive uniform so we know who the staff are - perhaps a French Maid outfit would be acceptable.

(for the 'crumblies' amongst you Rachel Bilson is hotter then a radiation and chilli pepper sandwhich). 

I was thinking St Trinian outfits but without the big stick...

GSSC.....