Golf joke.....Tragedy at Golf...... !!!!!!!!!!!!

Verne was teeing off from the men's tee. On his downswing, he realized
that  his wife, Lucrecia, was teeing up on the woman's tee directly in
front of  him. Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it, and hit her
directly in the temple, killing her instantly.
 
A few days later, Verne got a call from the coroner regarding her autopsy.
 
Coroner:" Verne, your wife seemed to have died from blunt force trauma
to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the temple, is
that correct?"
 
Verne: "Yes, sir, that's correct."
 
Coroner: "I also found a golf ball wedged up her arse."
 
Verne: "Was it a Titleist 3?"
 
Coroner: "Yes, it was."
 
Verne: "That was my provisional."

hahahahaha......

That made me larf