Little joke for you guys!!

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls".

 It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro shop where I bought it?

Signed,
Perplexed

LOL !!!

great

Shame on him, keeping his clubs in the garage !

Thats a beauty.

Tiger Woods is driving around Ireland in his brand spanking new Beemer when suddenly he needs to fill up. He pulls in to a garage on the outskirts of Dublin where he is met by an 80 year old petrol attendant who has no clue who he is. "Top o the day to you sir", says the Irishman. As Tiger bends down to free the the petrol cap two tees fall out from his top pocket. "What will those be there sir if you dont mind me asking". "Oh they are tees", replies Tiger. "So what will they be for"? "Well they are for resting my balls on when driving", replies Tiger.

"Jesus". says the Irishman, "Those fooking people at BMW think of everything don't they"!

A few more to chuckle over

Arnold Palmer and Tiger Woods are playing the 16th hole, when Tiger's tee
shot lands behind a huge, 100 foot fir tree. Tiger looks at Arnie and
says, "How would you play this one? Lay up and take the extra stroke?"
Arnold replies: "When I was your age, I'd just play right over this
tree." Tiger, not wanting to be shown up by ol' Arnold Palmer, proceeds
to hit the ball high, but not high enough. It bounces off the tree and
lands out of bounds. Tiger, really ticked at this point, asks Arnold how
he EVER hit a ball over that tree.
Arnold replied: "Well, when I was your age, that tree was only three feet
tall."
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Bill came home from golfing well after dark. His wife, Sally, asked him
where had he been for such a long time. He told her that after his 8:00 am
round of golf, he stopped to help a gorgeous blond with a flat tire. He
said that he went back to her place for a cool drink, and ended up in the
bedroom with her all afternoon.
Sally replied, "You S.O.B.! You played 36 holes, didn't you?"
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Dave, Bob, and Jim gathered for a round of golf on Mother's Day. The men
were quite surprised at being "let go" for the day, and each wanted to
know how the other got away from their wife.
Dave said, "I purchased a dozen red roses for my wife, and she was so
happy that she let me go."
Bob said, "I purchased a diamond ring for my wife, and she was so
thrilled with me that she let me go."
Jim said, "I woke up this morning, rolled over, looked at my wife, and
said to her: `Golf course or inter-course,' and she said: 'I'll put your
clubs in the car'."
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Whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes: WHACK..."Damn"! A bad Skydiver goes: "Damn"!...WHACK.

How about this view on golf