Bemused and disappointed

Given the current media overdrive on a particular subject and the jovial golfing term we all love to hate with obvious links.  I'm fairly bemused and disappointed with the lack of related comic value posts

I did receive this via a PM in relation to feeling unwell -

Coming out in Rashers, Telling Porkies all the time and having the TROTers.

Or have I just crossed the line and any comment is to close to the bone and derogatory ?

Darren,

I've tried to ring you to discuss this but your phone must not be working cos I keep getting CRACKLING!!

Some of my American friends are telling me that they have been advised to either call an HAMbulance or go get some OINKment from the Chemist.

Does anyone know if the Avian Flu and Swine flu mutate will we see flying pigs ?

The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment.

Apparently my mate's got Swine Flu, I think he's just telling porkies, though.

Will there be a mass outbreak of Human/Avian Swine flu? When pigs fly.

So Pig Flu has started in America. Who says God doesn't have a sense of humour?

Although your Texaco one made me really chuckle Wayne

Dennis, bit of googling

nowhere did it say I had to think of my own

oh, and you must have been looking!!!

aPORKolypse now.

Dennis, it seemed rather well formatted so I had an idea

David, I've removed the video due to explotation.  Of you!!!

we have to stick together in this cliomate

I think I may have contracted this virus in view of the two consecutive SHANK  shots that didn't help my card yesterday.

Package holidays to Mexico are available for under £200 - Prices not to be sneezed at!!

My todger has gone curly and I keep getting the urge to rub my nose in the mud......

Britney........ My future wife!!!!