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A joke for JP and the other elders.....................

Posted by: user77012 | Mon 7th Jul 2008 13:53 | Last Reply

OLD ROOSTER
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster
for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, time for you to retire.'
The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle
ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me.
Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?
' The young rooster says, 'Beat it: You are washed up and I am
taking over.' The old rooster says, 'I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever win! s gets t he
exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.'
The young rooster laughs. 'You know you don't stand a chance,
old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start. The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later
the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the
front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM -
he blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, 'Darn....third gay rooster I bought this month.'

Moral of this story?
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, and treachery will
always overcome youth and arrogance!

re: A joke for JP and the other elders.....................
user9368
Reply : Wed 9th Jul 2008 22:44

Any reason why you have changed your name to deleted deleted ?

 

re: A joke for JP and the other elders.....................
user52922
Reply : Wed 9th Jul 2008 23:24

He has probably forgotten his password, Colin, so re registered.

re: A joke for JP and the other elders.....................
user50354
Reply : Thu 10th Jul 2008 12:10

I hate giving passwords out on open forums but needs must..

Try this delete delete:

 ******


Last edit : Thu 10th Jul 2008 12:10

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