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What Do Retired People Do All Day?
Posted by: user24800 | Tue 22nd Apr 2008 18:20 | Last Reply
It ain't golf but it is quite amusing...
"What Do Retired People Do All Day?
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town to shop. We were only in the store for about five minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a fascist.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So my wife called him an idiot.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then, he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age."
