The Elderly Golfer
The elderly golfer turned to his equally wrinkled playing partner as he placed his ball on the tee peg: "Keep an eye on this one, the eyes aren't what they used to be." An arthritic heave managed to propel the ball forwards, and he looked round and said:" Did you see where it went?" His companion scratched his head for a moment, then replied:" yes, but I've forgotten."
From The Telegraph.
Remind you of anyone?