Hounslow Heath Golf Club
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GOLFSHAKE RATING
2.47
AVERAGE RATING 2.7
(based on 66 reviews)
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Atchawin N rated 4 out of 5
Reviewed Apr 20 2014
At 5,901 yards from the white tees, the course has an interesting mix of holes, ranging from 159 yards to challenging 418 yards, and is an enjoyable test for all standards of golfer.The course is tight in nature and has water features on many of the holes. The course is well maintained and is undoubtably the best value for money in the area
(Round played: Apr 2014 - Score: 102 Handicap: 15)
(Round played: Apr 2014 - Score: 102 Handicap: 15)
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Max/London rated 4 out of 5
Reviewed Apr 19 2014
Hounslow heath is not a private club, hence the fact it isn't managed well really at all. However, in my approximate 50 visits here, the course is truly perfect for anyone wanting a cheap round. Highlights are the 14th 15th and 16th hole which epitomises the beauty of Amen Corner, especially the 15th which has to be one of the best holes in West London. The front 9 is the harder 9, with very firm greens, especially the 9th, which any first timer will struggle with, in my.opinion the hardest hole on the course. Regular experiences are: the Japanese old guy (not Chinese as mentioned ignorantly below, I have spoken to him before) who plays 3 rounds a day...youths who for some unknown reason like to chill out on the greens...the slightly unusual man who loves selling his balls...a few Indian lads playing Kabadi on the middle of the 16th green...and of course your berry pickers. Dodgy elements include the awful sandtraps, the dampness of some greens especially the par 5 4th. Stereotypical ball hunters like myself will love this course, with a high abundance of Dunlop balls. The apparent obsession of good tee boxes in these reviews quite frankly are irrelevant to the course and aren't too bad anyway, yes inevitably a bit rough. The 10-13th holes are across the road on an almost mini 4 hole course and are the easiest on the course, especially with the recently developed drivable par 4 13th, a great feature. There is a huge pile of waste to the right of the 10th which is slightly disturbing and yes the course is wholly not up to scratch, but it sure is more worthwhile to play here than to pay £50 at other nearby clubs. Highly recommended. The dog legs prove a challenge, although being a short course, playing a long par 4 elsewhere becomes the hardest par ever...
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James N rated 2 out of 5
Reviewed Nov 2 2013
This course is always a bit rough round the edges,
(Round played: Nov 2013 - Score: 94 Handicap: 18.7)
(Round played: Nov 2013 - Score: 94 Handicap: 18.7)
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Ross K rated 3 out of 5
Reviewed Oct 1 2013
Good course for money as was only a tenner during week
(Round played: Sep 2013 - Score: 90 Handicap: 14.8)
(Round played: Sep 2013 - Score: 90 Handicap: 14.8)
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Guy B rated 1 out of 5
Reviewed Sep 1 2013
This really is a truly awful course. The only bright point is the £15 wknd fee but then you realise that it's a joke you play 15 to play a course in such dire condition. The greens had huge brown dry patches with massive cracks running through them. You'd get better greens at a pitch and putt. Fairways aren't looked after so no guarantee of good lie. I was having a bad round so maybe there is some element of sour grapes on my part but this honestly is the worst course I've ever played. One positive - you can pick blackberrys apples and plums in summer on the walk round. Othe than that, awful. Not playing here again
(Round played: Aug 2013 - Score: 96 Handicap: 11.1)
(Round played: Aug 2013 - Score: 96 Handicap: 11.1)
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Jim C rated 4 out of 5
Reviewed Jul 28 2013
This is quite a hard course for beginners as the fairways are quite narrow and surrounded by very thick bushes and shrubbery. Easy for a learner like me to lose balls ????. But it is cheap and the course is well maintained. The 'clubhouse' is a large hut with little amenities but friendly staff.
(Round played: Jun 2013 - Score: 116 Handicap: )
(Round played: Jun 2013 - Score: 116 Handicap: )
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Yeu Choy C rated 3 out of 5
Reviewed Jul 7 2013
Fairway was just being cut and it looks great with all the undulation. Greens a little slow due to some rain.
(Round played: Jun 2013 - Score: 93 Handicap: 18.4)
(Round played: Jun 2013 - Score: 93 Handicap: 18.4)
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steve guppy rated 2 out of 5
Reviewed Jun 29 2013
played the course 3 times whilst working in London with the boss. We both have enjoyed playing the course mainly for its intresting doglegs and course layout I must admit that its not the best course to play on greens very slow,tees very rough and bunkers like childrens sandpits but its a good way of spending a few hours after work while working away from home.Good value for money.
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Andrew C rated 1 out of 5
Reviewed Jan 5 2013
A real goat track. Avoid. Four of holes were closed due to "flooding" - i.e. puddles. The round was overpriced at 10 quid.
(Round played: Jan 2013 - Score: 76 Handicap: 6.5)
(Round played: Jan 2013 - Score: 76 Handicap: 6.5)
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Brendan K rated 2 out of 5
Reviewed Jan 4 2013
I know it cheap, but really, got to be in the top 3 worst courses I've ever played.
Only redeeming holes are 13 and 14, and they are made to shine by the rest of them
(Round played: Jan 2013 - Score: 77 Handicap: 12.3)
Only redeeming holes are 13 and 14, and they are made to shine by the rest of them
(Round played: Jan 2013 - Score: 77 Handicap: 12.3)
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OB rated 3 out of 5
Reviewed Dec 8 2012
Lets get this out of the way....A weekday round costs £10 at the moment with the weekends at £15. What would you expect for the price?? Particularly in the summer when sugarplums, apples, pears and blackberries are in abundance and available to forage for as you play (if its a quiet day!)
But more on the golf, yes, 'rough' is one word to describe this course, but i prefer (and wait for the cheesy drop), a diamond in the rough!
The experience tends to go like this - you will pay your fee in what can only be described as a portakabin with a counter and what appears to be a (consistently bare) food display fridge. It is basic, almost less then basic, but always friendly.
Because of a perceived low level of trade, you soon get recognised as a regular, and its welcoming. I have never had to book a tee off time here, nor had to wait to tee off unless its a particularly busy sunday morning! on the course it does feel like its a private course - soooooo quiet, which is great as a beginner. which is how i came into contact here, and have steadily worked my self down to a 18HC, having never felt rushed in a round. When you find yourself playing well elsewhere, its always good to come back here for a reality check - you really learn to play here!
The patrons tend to be a mix between beginners and decent players, but all friendly nonetheless, and you need to be of a cheery disposition to play here. the reasons follow:
Most of the holes are doglegs - you may think this tedious but you really learn to plan here instead of lumping everything in a straight line with a driver. it is challenging and i always caution newcomers to come armed with many many balls, as the rough is unforgiving and ball consuming, with the fairways tight and greens awkward.
There is a good mix of long and short Par 4's, straightforward par 3's and a single par 5, but the course is a course of two halves in that the first 9 seem quite bare and exposed. The back 9 starts with a bit more of the same, but the 14th to 16 holes are something special. the 15th is a gem, and is a great example of how course tactics are key.
The greens are poor, and do let the course down as does the general maintenance and upkeep, but the staff try their best. it gets quite boggy in the wet and hard and bouncy in the heat ,but a challenge i think for all levels and if you can look beyond the initial impression, into the experience, you'll want to keep coming back, and bring others with you.....If anything, to buy a bag of titleist balls for a fiver off the 'neanderthal' described below, who btw is harmless as are many of the public walkway users, local teens enjoying a cheeky smoke by the 'slice pit' on the 4th, and fruit pickers in the summer.
I and my fellow golfers have learnt one word while playing here - 'safety', and a phrase - 'Its special - its Hounslow'.......and actually, its quirky, economical and unique. an experience for sure.
But more on the golf, yes, 'rough' is one word to describe this course, but i prefer (and wait for the cheesy drop), a diamond in the rough!
The experience tends to go like this - you will pay your fee in what can only be described as a portakabin with a counter and what appears to be a (consistently bare) food display fridge. It is basic, almost less then basic, but always friendly.
Because of a perceived low level of trade, you soon get recognised as a regular, and its welcoming. I have never had to book a tee off time here, nor had to wait to tee off unless its a particularly busy sunday morning! on the course it does feel like its a private course - soooooo quiet, which is great as a beginner. which is how i came into contact here, and have steadily worked my self down to a 18HC, having never felt rushed in a round. When you find yourself playing well elsewhere, its always good to come back here for a reality check - you really learn to play here!
The patrons tend to be a mix between beginners and decent players, but all friendly nonetheless, and you need to be of a cheery disposition to play here. the reasons follow:
Most of the holes are doglegs - you may think this tedious but you really learn to plan here instead of lumping everything in a straight line with a driver. it is challenging and i always caution newcomers to come armed with many many balls, as the rough is unforgiving and ball consuming, with the fairways tight and greens awkward.
There is a good mix of long and short Par 4's, straightforward par 3's and a single par 5, but the course is a course of two halves in that the first 9 seem quite bare and exposed. The back 9 starts with a bit more of the same, but the 14th to 16 holes are something special. the 15th is a gem, and is a great example of how course tactics are key.
The greens are poor, and do let the course down as does the general maintenance and upkeep, but the staff try their best. it gets quite boggy in the wet and hard and bouncy in the heat ,but a challenge i think for all levels and if you can look beyond the initial impression, into the experience, you'll want to keep coming back, and bring others with you.....If anything, to buy a bag of titleist balls for a fiver off the 'neanderthal' described below, who btw is harmless as are many of the public walkway users, local teens enjoying a cheeky smoke by the 'slice pit' on the 4th, and fruit pickers in the summer.
I and my fellow golfers have learnt one word while playing here - 'safety', and a phrase - 'Its special - its Hounslow'.......and actually, its quirky, economical and unique. an experience for sure.
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JP - Staines rated 1 out of 5
Reviewed Jun 12 2012
I am always a bit wary of poor reviews and I apologise to those who think golf at Hounslow Heath is fantastic, especially those in their formative years. I know I shouldn't want anyone blurring my fond memories. Unfortunately I have little good to say about it.
The clubhouse is a Portakabin with the warmth of the workhouse and decor to match. There was no guide to the course which made it very difficult for a first time visitor as the only holes in view from the tee are par 3s. Positioning drives was very difficult. Most pins were less than normal length which made which made distance control and reading undulations difficult. There were no rakes in bunkers, the tees were awful, there were no flat lies and any ball off the first cut of rough was lost, plain and simple.
During my adventure into the unknown I encountered a neanderthal selling golf balls and a Chinese man in meditation on the 7th tee. If he was praying for my welfare it simply didn't work! There was a dead magpie on the 13th green which must have been an omen. Had there been 2 I shouldn't have minded so much (1 for sorry, 2 for joy and so on.) Luckily I didn't have to move it. I'm sure that had I done so villagers would have emerged from the undergrowth with torches and pitchforks ready to burn me as an unbeliever who had defiled their sacrifice.
What really sums it up is the 14th (dog leg right.) You're not allowed to go for the green until you pass a post at about 175 yards. This is so you don't go over a gipsy site. Whatever your political persuasion or cut of your trousers you certainly swing to the left on that hole.
Having said all this, it was cheap if you don't count all the lost balls and the staff were very friendly, but I shan't be returning any time soon. Certainly not before the therapy to expunge the memory from my mind has been 100% successful.
The clubhouse is a Portakabin with the warmth of the workhouse and decor to match. There was no guide to the course which made it very difficult for a first time visitor as the only holes in view from the tee are par 3s. Positioning drives was very difficult. Most pins were less than normal length which made which made distance control and reading undulations difficult. There were no rakes in bunkers, the tees were awful, there were no flat lies and any ball off the first cut of rough was lost, plain and simple.
During my adventure into the unknown I encountered a neanderthal selling golf balls and a Chinese man in meditation on the 7th tee. If he was praying for my welfare it simply didn't work! There was a dead magpie on the 13th green which must have been an omen. Had there been 2 I shouldn't have minded so much (1 for sorry, 2 for joy and so on.) Luckily I didn't have to move it. I'm sure that had I done so villagers would have emerged from the undergrowth with torches and pitchforks ready to burn me as an unbeliever who had defiled their sacrifice.
What really sums it up is the 14th (dog leg right.) You're not allowed to go for the green until you pass a post at about 175 yards. This is so you don't go over a gipsy site. Whatever your political persuasion or cut of your trousers you certainly swing to the left on that hole.
Having said all this, it was cheap if you don't count all the lost balls and the staff were very friendly, but I shan't be returning any time soon. Certainly not before the therapy to expunge the memory from my mind has been 100% successful.
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Pav K rated 1 out of 5
Reviewed Jun 4 2012
Played this course once again, poor condition and check the tee of prices before you book!
(Round played: Jun 2012 - Score: 54 Handicap: )
(Round played: Jun 2012 - Score: 54 Handicap: )
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Steven F rated 3 out of 5
Reviewed Nov 4 2011
you will do well to shoot near your handicap on this course,you can't just stand on the tee box and let lose with your driver,you may never see that ball again,think your way around to post a good score.
This course is very like the old courses you see on shells wonderful world of golf.
This course is very like the old courses you see on shells wonderful world of golf.
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Philip P rated 3 out of 5
Reviewed Jul 21 2011
good practice course value for money helpfull staff
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