Tour Stars & their New Year Resolutions
Post by Sports Writer, Derek Clements
As 2014 comes to an end, we believe the men and women who play golf for a living will, just like the rest of us, be making resolutions for the new year. This is what we think they will come up with...
Tiger Woods
To stay fit and to stop spitting and swearing
Sergio Garcia
To remember last year's resolution to enjoy his golf and lose graciously. It took a long time, but it was worth the wait to see Garcia accept his fate and play with a smile on his face
Rory McIlroy
Not to win all four majors in 2015 and utterly disillusion the opposition
Lydia Ko
See Rory McIlroy, but change the number to "all five majors"
Dustin Johnson
To come clean about his misdemeanours, to enjoy a successful year and, well, to stay clean
Luke Donald
To win a tournament, any tournament, and arrest his decline in the world rankings
Keegan Bradley
To stop whining about the forthcoming ban of anchored putting and prove to everybdoy he can adapt to a normal implement. And to get rid of that awful pre-shot routine
Patrick Reed
To stop swearing within earshot of a television camera or microphone and to actually reach the top five in the world rankings
Oliver Wilson
To prove his win at St Andrews wasn't a fluke
St Andrews
To deliver four days of glorious weather when The Open comes back to the Auld Grey Toon
Natalie Gulbis
To stop just looking pretty and start winning golf tournaments
Lee Westwood
To prove their is still lots of life in the old dog in his forties
Paul McGinley
To make the Race to Dubai finals and prove he remains as good a golfer as he is a Ryder Cup captain
Tom Watson
To enjoy his final walk down the 18th fairway at the Old Course in July - and to never again agree to captain any team
Ian Poulter
To accept he is nearly 40 and start dressing accordingly
Henrik Stenson
To keep his clothes on, to not break any clubs and to win a major
Victor Dubuisson
To tell us who he really is and reveal something of his background to us
Billy Horschel
To prove the FedEx Cup wasn't a one-off
Steve Stricker
To devise a plan that will make the 2016 US Ryder Cup team competitive
Special section for the Masters champion:
Bobbing Watson
To try to stay on his feet when he hits that driver with the pink shaft
Blubbering Watson
To not blub if he wins The Masters again
Bible Watson
To not thank God if he wins The Masters again (I am really not sure he would have had anything to do with it)
Le-Bubba Watson
To play in the French Open, sing the praises of French people and tell everybody how wonderful the Paris landmarks are - and go through them all by name. So, not "that tower thing" or "that art gallery"
Babbling Watson
To stop and think before opening his mouth and ensure that what comes out actually makes sense
Derek Clements is a sports journalist with a particular passion for golf with over 12 years of experience covering golf and other sports including Chief Sub-Editor on the sports desk of The Sunday Times. To contact Derek email direct via [email protected]
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