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Might have to try that with the wife.  May get a few more rounds in then

nice one Colin.

Pooch struggled to to decide if it was a hard 8 or a soft 7, probably a soft seven seen as that stupid lead would intefere with his backswing.

"Hey you guys, Has anyone seen my owner ? you know the teaching guy,looks like Rodger Decoursey, wears outlandish clothes goes by the name Santo. Yeh him, i'm his dawg, would you believe he took me in as i was lost at the 2009 NvS ,  apparently he was the only one there with a dogs licence (7&6) that day..........."

Book on its way again

would he listen?...i told him it was a (ca)nine iron

"All these trees and he ties me to this ruddy thing"

TheLyth

won't be long luv, just taking "bogey" out for a walk.

Despite all the jokes, Govan was convinced his new ball retreiver would cut down the time taken for his round

"Wait till he puts in hand in the hole to get his ball out, I've left him a nice surprise he he"

"Trust me to land a dyxlesic owner my name on the sign in the pet shop read Mutski not Husky"

You swapped all this for my wife !!........you really are a mans best friend !

Ok ball spotter where did my drive finish.................RUFF !

I would use the dawg to round up the sheep silly I'm getting on a bit.

I said it went in the woof!

Hope you like my dog I Just bought him off a local Blacksmith and when I got him home he made a bolt for the door.

I thought there was a 5 min rule to find your ball I have been sat here since 12:21 on Tuesday!

"I need to speak to my agent I can't sell golf clubs I'm from a long line of paint sellers"

Carlsberg don't do excuses for playing Golf, but if they did......

I thought you said you were good? Have u seen how far right you've got? I've got a feeling this hole in one you told me about is a shaggy dog story!!!