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Adam Smith

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Handicap : 7

Posted : Tue 3rd Aug 2010 12:21

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Darren Ramowski

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Handicap : 21

Reply : Tue 3rd Aug 2010 12:21

Might have to try that with the wife. May get a few more rounds in then

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Colin Coote

Handicap : 20.1

Reply : Tue 3rd Aug 2010 12:57

let me introduce you to our latest motorised golf trolley for Yorkshiremen.

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Dave ley

Handicap : 9.7

Reply : Tue 3rd Aug 2010 12:59

nice one Colin.

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Gary Hand

Handicap : 19

Reply : Tue 3rd Aug 2010 13:10

Pooch struggled to to decide if it was a hard 8 or a soft 7, probably a soft seven seen as that stupid lead would intefere with his backswing.

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Loud Mouth b.a.

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Reply : Tue 3rd Aug 2010 13:11

"Been guarding these all lunch time. Several attempts made but only the driver stolen!"

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Dave ley

Handicap : 9.7

Reply : Tue 3rd Aug 2010 13:22

"Hey you guys, Has anyone seen my owner ? you know the teaching guy,looks like Rodger Decoursey, wears outlandish clothes goes by the name Santo. Yeh him, i'm his dawg, would you believe he took me in as i was lost at the 2009 NvS , apparently he was the only one there with a dogs licence (7&6) that day..........."

Book on its way again

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Alan Gunnigle

Handicap : 10.6

Reply : Tue 3rd Aug 2010 14:11

would he listen?...i told him it was a (ca)nine iron

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David Lythgoe

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Handicap : 2

Reply : Tue 3rd Aug 2010 14:14

"All these trees and he ties me to this ruddy thing"

TheLyth

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Alan Gunnigle

Handicap : 9.7

Reply : Tue 3rd Aug 2010 14:38

won't be long luv, just taking "bogey" out for a walk.

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Chris Perry

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Handicap : 13.4

Reply : Tue 3rd Aug 2010 15:26

Despite all the jokes, Govan was convinced his new ball retreiver would cut down the time taken for his round

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David Marshall

Handicap : 9.9

Reply : Tue 3rd Aug 2010 15:40

New remote control golf trolley, just on the market..

Do away with with batteries completely.

All that is required is a stick

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John Flood

Handicap : 11.9

Reply : Tue 3rd Aug 2010 16:35

"Wait till he puts in hand in the hole to get his ball out, I've left him a nice surprise he he"

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Wayne Santorini

Handicap : 0

Reply : Tue 3rd Aug 2010 16:37

I didn't realise the battery was there when i cocked my leg!!!!

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Dave ley

Handicap : 9.7

Reply : Wed 4th Aug 2010 00:16

"Trust me to land a dyxlesic owner my name on the sign in the pet shop read Mutski not Husky"

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Dave ley

Handicap : 9.7

Reply : Wed 4th Aug 2010 00:18

You swapped all this for my wife !!........you really are a mans best friend !

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Dave ley

Handicap : 9.7

Reply : Wed 4th Aug 2010 00:21

Ok ball spotter where did my drive finish.................RUFF !

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David Marshall

Handicap : 9.9

Reply : Wed 4th Aug 2010 00:22

So..In reality, Mr Ley...You would of course swap the dog for a sheep

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Dave ley

Handicap : 9.7

Reply : Wed 4th Aug 2010 00:37

I would use the dawg to round up the sheep silly I'm getting on a bit.

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Colin Coote

Handicap : 20.1

Reply : Wed 4th Aug 2010 08:47

The innovative new golf ball finder has been put back on his leash after chewing the captains ball.

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Matt Simmons

Handicap : 19.7

Reply : Wed 4th Aug 2010 10:05

When the caddy was contacted by a new competitor "Borders Collie" he was expecting some kind of sexy sweedish woman.

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Mike Foster

Handicap : 12.7

Reply : Wed 4th Aug 2010 11:07

I said it went in the woof!

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Christopher Watmore

Handicap : 12.4

Reply : Thu 5th Aug 2010 12:21

After spending too long in the 19th Hole, there is no chance of your dinner being in the Dog.

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Colin Coote

Handicap : 20.1

Reply : Thu 5th Aug 2010 13:16

My master is not the brightest of sorts, he told his wife his golf coach had told him he would improve his golf if he stopped rushing his shots and had more paws and showed more poise on the course.

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Ray Lawlor

Handicap : 16

Reply : Thu 5th Aug 2010 13:50

"My wife often wonders why walking the dog takes 4 hours..."

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Alan Binnie

Handicap : 18

Reply : Thu 5th Aug 2010 18:05

Cannot look anymore thats the tenth shot in that bunker

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Dave ley

Handicap : 9.7

Reply : Fri 6th Aug 2010 09:41

Hope you like my dog I Just bought him off a local Blacksmith and when I got him home he made a bolt for the door.

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Colin Coote

Handicap : 20.1

Reply : Fri 6th Aug 2010 09:51

what is this world coming to,

stray dogs i get, stray balls i get, but stray golf trolley, whatever next

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David Marshall

Handicap : 9.9

Reply : Fri 6th Aug 2010 10:06

Humans are filthy animals..Licking their balls like that

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Dave ley

Handicap : 9.7

Reply : Fri 6th Aug 2010 13:37

I thought there was a 5 min rule to find your ball I have been sat here since 12:21 on Tuesday!

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David Marshall

Handicap : 9.9

Reply : Fri 6th Aug 2010 14:01

The dog must belong to Govan then.........

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Dave ley

Handicap : 9.7

Reply : Fri 6th Aug 2010 19:23

"I need to speak to my agent I can't sell golf clubs I'm from a long line of paint sellers"

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Colin Coote

Handicap : 20.1

Reply : Fri 6th Aug 2010 19:45

I told him to buy quality yellow Dulux aluminium paint, but no he has to get the free Crown sample pot in bilious green that clashes with every Blue

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Steve Hopkins

Handicap : 13.9

Reply : Mon 30th Aug 2010 18:53

golf sucks!!!

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Steve Hopkins

Handicap : 13.9

Reply : Tue 31st Aug 2010 18:17

bloody superglue!.

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John Gentles

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Reply : Tue 31st Aug 2010 18:39

"Oh come on I'll let you win this time"

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John Spencer

Handicap : 14

Reply : Tue 31st Aug 2010 19:56

Carlsberg don't do excuses for playing Golf, but if they did......

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Stewart Whittaker

Handicap : 13

Reply : Wed 1st Sep 2010 12:52

I thought you said you were good? Have u seen how far right you've got? I've got a feeling this hole in one you told me about is a shaggy dog story!!!

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