Can you guess what is being said here?

http://picasaweb.google.co.uk/gforceevents/GolfshakeNorthVsSouth2010#545935
7853167858706

(Martin) What do you mean Steve Cowle has bottled out Dave!!!!!!!!

"Go on Dave, just a quick peck on the lips.  I'll let you beat me if you do"

''and the winner is..........................have you farted?''

"eh ur bugg#r did you really hav' two cheese cakes.............and ur rooms bigger than mine"

and Danny the answers yes!

ok if you don't let me win i'll tell them all what we did last night!!

phil

"Go on just one you might like it."

Martin is whistling to David

Martin, in a Norwegian accent:

 "Lord Beaverbrook, Maggie Thatcher, Winston Churchill, David Marshall, Dave Ley - Your boys took one hell of a beating........"

I'll deal with you later, Wilson

Not saying a word David.....

I'm saying two words...

And not what you might think  

South Winchester 

"Is that a golf ball i can feel in your pocket Martin??!"

"We're playing golf tomorrow not football and baseball, Martin !"

What do you mean your playing off 9.1 Dave!!!!!!!!!

Congrats to the North, sounds like you had a great time, only wish I could have been there, it would have been better than having a tooth ripped out at the dentist.

Dave remains unimpressed with Martins Frank Spencer impression..

test

has this been won yet???

"I certainly do not agree with raising funds for Feed the Needy!"

Dave i never noticed how beautiful your eyes are. There more stunning than my mrs.