Just what's being said here?

For gods sake Stuart just hit the f%$@ng ball

Marshall thinking " Blimey that devereux needs a bra!!!!!!!!!

Option 1..   Marshall thinking..we've been on this 1st tee for 45 minutes waiting for Govan to decide driver or 3 wood in order to get past the ladies tee which is 50 yards away.

Option 2.. Deffo an A cup

The guy in the sweet visor is saying, ''we've travelled over 1000 miles to get some sun, and still the old is wearing his jumper''.

Or maybe his saying, ''does Simon Cowell want those trousers back?''.

The guy in the 'sweet visor' is Ron (sober me up when it's time to play golf) Devereux

or

Ron (don't let me sleep in the restaurant and make me miss dinner again) Devereux

probably saying to Govan..Next time bring some effing golf balls with you on a golfing holiday, and stop blagging them off us.

Or.  There is water left and water right. It's my golf ball you have borrowed, lose it and you are going swimming. Punk...

Tim's thinking...He's going swimming..

I'm thinking..It'll take us an hour to play this bloody hole, and it's only the first

'Theres nothing in the rule book that says your not allowed this rather dashing electric pink & emerald green outfit!' But if there the rules, then I'm off to the bar!!!

I thought they said it was a mixed couple game but had no one to come with

I thought they said it was a mixed couple game

I thought they said it was a mixed couple game but had no one to come with

It's obvious innit, we're looking for our respective balls.

Me. Straight down the middle of the fairway.

Devereux. Hit the heel of the club and shot back through his legs, just missing the inside of his right ankle.

Hawkins. Soared high and left into the crap.

Marshall. Hit the ground and moved the ball three foot. That thoughtful expression is him wondering whether he would score less by kicking it up the fairway.

Govan, down the middle of the fairway???

Now I've heard it all..

The dopey plank has never been on a fairway in his life

I've seen him bang in the midlle of the fairway, no the right one granted.

Danny.....

"So warm here it's hard to believe it's snowing back home."

"So warm here it's hard to believe it's snowing back home."

"So warm here it's hard to believe it's snowing back home."