Learn to keep it in your pants,

unlike Mr Woods or one of Mr Obamas predecessors

ooohh, ooohhh, yesss, YESSSSS!!!!!!!

Keep your golf clubs locked away!!!

Are you sure this is the right hole, Tiger ?

It has an unexpected swerve to the right and then left!

When undecided, firmly at the back of the hole.

I like to call this position 'The Crouching Tiger Hidden flatstick'. Now shut up & take it like a man.

John, it was really funny the first time - after the third it's wearing a bit thin.  No more please!!!!

(In a Rolf Harris voice)

Can you tell what it is yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is that a flagstick in your hand or are you just pleased to see me

now can you pass me my GOLF BALL tiger please

Hey Obama you any good at lap dances?

& the last tip is a really good one........don't leave your mobile lying around so your wife finds it

What does your wife say when you tell her your nipping out for a few holes?

 'Tiger, what have you and seals got in common?'

'Jeez, I dunno Mr President... graceful, sleek, well suited to their own particular environment?'

 'No Tiger...you both get clubbed by Scandinavians'

Peace prize my ass.  Oops sorry, your ass!

Hmmm Tiger would you like me to send Phil Mick to Quantanamo for high treason???

Obama to Tiger,

"Tiger is it true that you are changing your name to Lion Cheetah?"

Do I win ??????????????

Didnt think so  -must try harder.

Tiger - "You think you got shafted when you took over the White House, Try having all your conquests come out of the woodwork at once" "Now let me show you what shafted feels like."

"Quantanamo "

Dave i dont want to sound like mr santo here but its GUANTANAMO

HEHEHEHEHEHE

Some absolute shockers for this caption but a couple that stood out, congratulations to..................

Chris Salter for his effort of 'What does your wife say when you tell her your nipping out for a few holes?

and.........

Patrick Bourke for 'Tiger, what have you and seals got in common?'

'Jeez, I dunno Mr President... graceful, sleek, well suited to their own particular environment?'

 'No Tiger...you both get clubbed by Scandinavians'

Technically not a caption but i laughed so you get a prize.

Both will recieve a copy of the book 'Top 100 golf courses of Britain and Ireland'

Well done