Caption Comp: 10 tips (rather ironic)
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Reply : Tue 8th Dec 2009 12:41
Learn to keep it in your pants,
unlike Mr Woods or one of Mr Obamas predecessors
Reply : Tue 8th Dec 2009 13:51
Keep your golf clubs locked away!!!
Reply : Tue 8th Dec 2009 14:06
Are you sure this is the right hole, Tiger ?
Reply : Tue 8th Dec 2009 14:08
It has an unexpected swerve to the right and then left!
Reply : Tue 8th Dec 2009 14:17
When undecided, firmly at the back of the hole.
Reply : Tue 8th Dec 2009 14:20
I like to call this position 'The Crouching Tiger Hidden flatstick'. Now shut up & take it like a man.
Reply : Tue 8th Dec 2009 14:27
John, it was really funny the first time - after the third it's wearing a bit thin. No more please!!!!
Reply : Tue 8th Dec 2009 18:13
is that a flagstick in your hand or are you just pleased to see me
Reply : Tue 8th Dec 2009 18:13
now can you pass me my GOLF BALL tiger please
Reply : Tue 8th Dec 2009 19:31
Hey Obama you any good at lap dances?
Reply : Tue 8th Dec 2009 19:33
& the last tip is a really good one........don't leave your mobile lying around so your wife finds it 
Reply : Thu 10th Dec 2009 22:14
What does your wife say when you tell her your nipping out for a few holes?
Reply : Fri 11th Dec 2009 15:58
'Tiger, what have you and seals got in common?'
'Jeez, I dunno Mr President... graceful, sleek, well suited to their own particular environment?'
'No Tiger...you both get clubbed by Scandinavians'
Reply : Fri 11th Dec 2009 20:06
Peace prize my ass. Oops sorry, your ass!
Reply : Sat 12th Dec 2009 18:09
Hmmm Tiger would you like me to send Phil Mick to Quantanamo for high treason???
Reply : Sat 12th Dec 2009 21:44
Obama to Tiger,
"Tiger is it true that you are changing your name to Lion Cheetah?"
Do I win ??????????????
Didnt think so -must try harder.
Reply : Sun 13th Dec 2009 22:03
"Quantanamo "
Dave i dont want to sound like mr santo here but its GUANTANAMO
HEHEHEHEHEHE
Reply : Mon 11th Jan 2010 11:49
Some absolute shockers for this caption but a couple that stood out, congratulations to..................
Chris Salter for his effort of 'What does your wife say when you tell her your nipping out for a few holes?
and.........
Patrick Bourke for 'Tiger, what have you and seals got in common?'
'Jeez, I dunno Mr President... graceful, sleek, well suited to their own particular environment?'
'No Tiger...you both get clubbed by Scandinavians'
Technically not a caption but i laughed so you get a prize.
Both will recieve a copy of the book 'Top 100 golf courses of Britain and Ireland'
Well done

