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Caption Comp: 10 tips (rather ironic)

Posted by: user8 [FORUM MODERATOR] | Tue 8th Dec 2009 12:24 | Last Reply




Last edit : Tue 5th Jan 2010 11:25
re: Caption Comp: 10 tips (rather ironic)
user71987
Reply : Tue 8th Dec 2009 12:41

Learn to keep it in your pants,

unlike Mr Woods or one of Mr Obamas predecessors

re: Caption Comp: 10 tips (rather ironic)
user231725
Reply : Tue 8th Dec 2009 13:51

Keep your golf clubs locked away!!!

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user11501
Reply : Tue 8th Dec 2009 14:06

Are you sure this is the right hole, Tiger ?

re: Caption Comp: 10 tips (rather ironic)
user90740
Reply : Tue 8th Dec 2009 14:08

It has an unexpected swerve to the right and then left!

re: Caption Comp: 10 tips (rather ironic)
user52922
Reply : Tue 8th Dec 2009 14:17

When undecided, firmly at the back of the hole.

re: Caption Comp: 10 tips (rather ironic)
user26342
Reply : Tue 8th Dec 2009 14:20

I like to call this position 'The Crouching Tiger Hidden flatstick'. Now shut up & take it like a man.

re: Caption Comp: 10 tips (rather ironic)
user231725
Reply : Tue 8th Dec 2009 14:27

John, it was really funny the first time - after the third it's wearing a bit thin.  No more please!!!!

re: Caption Comp: 10 tips (rather ironic)
user16163
Reply : Tue 8th Dec 2009 18:13

is that a flagstick in your hand or are you just pleased to see me

re: Caption Comp: 10 tips (rather ironic)
user16163
Reply : Tue 8th Dec 2009 18:13

now can you pass me my GOLF BALL tiger please

re: Caption Comp: 10 tips (rather ironic)
user26342
Reply : Tue 8th Dec 2009 19:31

Hey Obama you any good at lap dances?

re: Caption Comp: 10 tips (rather ironic)
user26342
Reply : Tue 8th Dec 2009 19:33

& the last tip is a really good one........don't leave your mobile lying around so your wife finds it

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user79118
Reply : Thu 10th Dec 2009 22:14

What does your wife say when you tell her your nipping out for a few holes?

re: Caption Comp: 10 tips (rather ironic)
user99350
Reply : Fri 11th Dec 2009 15:58

 'Tiger, what have you and seals got in common?'

'Jeez, I dunno Mr President... graceful, sleek, well suited to their own particular environment?'

 'No Tiger...you both get clubbed by Scandinavians'

re: Caption Comp: 10 tips (rather ironic)
user38216
Reply : Fri 11th Dec 2009 20:06

Peace prize my ass.  Oops sorry, your ass!

re: Caption Comp: 10 tips (rather ironic)
user77012
Reply : Sat 12th Dec 2009 18:09

Hmmm Tiger would you like me to send Phil Mick to Quantanamo for high treason???

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user127343
Reply : Sat 12th Dec 2009 21:44

Obama to Tiger,

 

"Tiger is it true that you are changing your name to Lion Cheetah?"

 

Do I win ??????????????

Didnt think so  -must try harder.

re: Caption Comp: 10 tips (rather ironic)
user16163
Reply : Sun 13th Dec 2009 22:03

"Quantanamo "

Dave i dont want to sound like mr santo here but its GUANTANAMO

 

HEHEHEHEHEHE

re: Caption Comp: 10 tips (rather ironic)
user264761 [FORUM MODERATOR]
Reply : Mon 11th Jan 2010 11:49

Some absolute shockers for this caption but a couple that stood out, congratulations to..................

Chris Salter for his effort of 'What does your wife say when you tell her your nipping out for a few holes?

and.........

Patrick Bourke for 'Tiger, what have you and seals got in common?'

'Jeez, I dunno Mr President... graceful, sleek, well suited to their own particular environment?'

 'No Tiger...you both get clubbed by Scandinavians'

Technically not a caption but i laughed so you get a prize.

Both will recieve a copy of the book 'Top 100 golf courses of Britain and Ireland'

Well done


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