Are you a dream analyser...?

Last night, the dream went like this:

me and my golf partner (Tony) where teeing off in the upstairs room of a social club and I realised I had no golf shoes so went to the shops. As I was walking around the shop looking for shoes a lady came in wanting to buy some rope and the shop assistant told her to follow me as I was heading that way so she did.

Then I realised that this shop wanted me to buy the shoes but I only wanted to borrow them so I told the lady that if I found the rope I would shout her and then I left the shop.

By this time I was pannicking because my tee time had elapsed and I was no nearer to having any shoes. Pannick stricken I went into another shop and they had shoes I could borrow and my size too but one shoe was stick to the other long ways so I had one long shoe. I said that was no good and went to see the committee man at the social club.

The committee man was on the telephone and when I opened his office door the door fell off and another committee man came over to see what the fuss was about. I explained my predicament and he went off to get me some golf shoes to borrow but when he came back they were just beach sandals with spikes in.

Anyway I put these on and dashed upstairs to the teeing area 55 minutes late but Tony was still waiting and we had become a 4 ball..

The other two guys in our four ball were only the twins off xfactor......

Thats exactly as in happened last night so analyse that baby.....

I think it means the following Robbie: -

Jeez.... Not sure what to put after that!

You getting enough insulin Robbie?

Sounds pretty normal compared to my dreams Robbie.  Should I be worried now?

You clearly need some help Robbie my friend, not because of the dream and the shoes, but because your dream included the "Twins" off X Factor

Robbie, could be worse you could be dreaming of cling film like TIM! :o

Robbie you really need to move away from Smog land fella. There's obviously something in all that pollution.

Brilliant!  The X Factor 'Louis is Irish' twerps being the best bit.  (I dream of Dannii myself).

The sandals with spikes in - you can buy these in real life but I can't imagine them getting much wear in the UK.

The being made into a foursome - hopefully you avoided slow play.

Stop watching Coronation Street