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Poem For Today

Robbie Allison


Handicap : 25.2

Posted : Fri 3rd Jul 2009 12:15

In My Hand I Hold A Ball,

White And Dimpled, Rather Small.

Oh, How Bland It Does Appear,

This Harmless Looking Little Sphere.

By It's Size I Could Not Guess,

The Awesome Strength It Does Possess.

But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell,

I've Wandered Through The Fires Of Hell.

My Life Has Not Been Quite The Same,

Since I Chose To Play This Stupid Game.

It Rules My Mind For Hours On End,

A Fortune It Has Made Me Spend.

It Has Made Me Yell, Curse And Cry,

I Hate Myself And Want To Die.

It Promises A Thing Called Par,

If I Can Hit It Straight And Far.

To Master Such A Tiny Ball,

Should Not Be Very Hard At All.

But My Desires The Ball Refuses,

And Does Exactly As It Chooses.

It Hooks And Slices, Dribbles And Dies,

And Even Disappears Before My Eyes.

Often It Will Have A Whim,

To Hit A Tree Or Take A Swim.

With Miles Of Grass On Which To Land,

It Finds A Tiny Patch Of Sand.

Then Has Me Offering Up My Soul,

If Only It Would Find The Hole.

It's Made Me Whimper Like A Pup,

And Swear That I Will Give It Up.

And Take To Drink To Ease My Sorrow,

But The Ball Knows ... I'll Be Back Tomorrow.

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Paul Williams


Handicap : 22.5

Reply : Fri 3rd Jul 2009 13:23

Class Robbie class!

Now be honest, where did you find that on t'net???

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Robbie Allison


Handicap : 25.2

Reply : Fri 3rd Jul 2009 14:26

Ok Paul you win...

It was golfmagic.....

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Paul Williams


Handicap : 22.5

Reply : Fri 3rd Jul 2009 15:11
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Paul Hudson


Handicap : 23.7

Reply : Fri 3rd Jul 2009 17:41

could have found it closer to home

http://www.golfshake.com/forums/view/4240/A_POEM.html

very good though worth repeating

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