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Chris Perry

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Handicap : 13.4

Posted : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 14:39

New golfwear

Go on, a Top Flite Z-Balata* from John's bag to the winner!

* John reserves the right to offer an inferior ball of his choosing as an alternative

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John Flood


Handicap : 11.9

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 14:42
The other players were amazed that John hit the green by squeezing the ball through the small opening in the window!!!
Last edit : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 14:43
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John Pettitt


Handicap : 18

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 14:45
So was I John, because the door was open onto the balcony.
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John Flood


Handicap : 11.9

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 14:46

or

"John wasn't sure but he felt a bit over dressed for his game at the local muni?"

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Jason Vickers


Handicap : 21.6

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 15:00

 MR JULY IN THE GOLFSHAKE.COM 09 CALENDER ORDER YOUR COPY NOW WHILE STOCKS LAST.

Last edit : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 15:10
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Chris Brannon


Handicap : 12.3

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 15:05
John's free gift from Golf Punk magazine "finally" arrived!
Last edit : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 15:05
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Chris Perry

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Handicap : 13.4

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 15:09
Given that the door to the hallway was open, John was able to work on extending the length of his drives
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Chris Perry

[FORUM MODERATOR]
Handicap : 13.4

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 15:11

Or....

John was pleased when the he knocked on the door and and the residents accepted that it had been a particularly bad slice

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David Marshall


Handicap : 9.9

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 15:11

That's the last time I play those darn Marshall's. This time they had the shirt off my back and my trousers, all I have left is my Persimmon and I can't hit that for toffee.

 

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Drew Falkner


Handicap :

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 15:19
The British Golf Museum were not very pleased with there new statue.
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Dave ley


Handicap : 9.7

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 15:37

"Yvonne, where's the Dyson this broom has had it,oh look i'm on TV , is the bath done yet"

 

 

 

 

Now give me that Ball!

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Andrew Guyton


Handicap : 7.1

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 15:37
Having taken 41/2s to play the front 9 at the local Muni, John pops home for a spot of lunch to allow the 6 groups in front to clear the 10th fairway before unleashing "The Persimmon"...
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John Pettitt


Handicap : 18

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 15:45
Very good Mr Ley, best so far IMO, but then again if you really wanted a ball, you could just have asked me for one. After all the last time you used one of mine the shot could not be faulted.
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Jim Dorrington


Handicap : 12.6

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 16:36
John was about to make an expensive mistake and discover you're supposed to use a handheld controller to play Tiger Woods on the Playstation!!
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Chris Perry

[FORUM MODERATOR]
Handicap : 13.4

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 16:41
When questioned by his wife, John innocently insisted he didn't know how the window had got broken
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John Flood


Handicap : 11.9

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 18:14
John's alzhiemers was getting worse as he clearly wasn't on the 1st tee & he wasn't in the Algarve!
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John Pettitt


Handicap : 18

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 18:35
In actual fact, Floody, David Ley sent me an Alzheimers test this morning and I passed with flying colours, so there.
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John Flood


Handicap : 11.9

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 18:38
Yes, I got that test as well & passed, got a bit stuck on the president one though!!
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John Pettitt


Handicap : 18

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 18:40
Well I must admit that had me stuck for a while.
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Chris Pound


Handicap : 23.7

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 19:21

The nearest John gets to the green these days is the sofa in his lounge!

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Patrick Bourke


Handicap : 11.1

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 19:26
'And when I stand this far back you can't see the moustache'
Last edit : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 19:26
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Dave ley


Handicap : 9.7

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 20:36
I don't remember sending you an Alzheimers test this morning.............and I hope you haven't put a divot in Yvonnes nice shag pile John
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John Pettitt


Handicap : 18

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 20:46

Would you like me to send it back to you to jog your memory, Dave.

Someone who is skilled enough to be able to turn a ball marker over with a golf swing is quite capable of swinging on the carpet without causing damage.

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Dave ley


Handicap : 9.7

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 20:56

send what back to me???????????

 

If you can do that my freind Im entering you onto Britians got Talent show....

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Alan Gunnigle


Handicap : 10.6

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 21:11
John still isn't sure of the " shorts - no shorts" rule.
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Dave ley


Handicap : 9.7

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 21:16
John says"Hmmm .......why is everything in the room leaning to the left"
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Russell Middleton

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Handicap : 14.7

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 21:40

John still isn't too sure about this new fangle toe nail clippers!!!

 

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Paul Everett

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Handicap : 18.3

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 22:34
After the new carpet was laid, John had the good sense to remove his golf shoes before practicing his drives in his living room.
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Paul Everett

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Handicap : 18.3

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 22:36
Who needs spikes when one has rough corns?
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Paul Everett

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Handicap : 18.3

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 22:38
John totally mis understood Pauls challenge of a game of 'Driver' on the PS.
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Paul Fraser


Handicap : 13.7

Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 23:27
'Ronnie Biggs looking disappointed at Justice Minister's latest decision to deny early release'.
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John Flood


Handicap : 11.9

Reply : Fri 3rd Jul 2009 07:45
"John Petitt was starting to think that playing strip golf with Dave Ley was not a good idea!!"
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Chris Perry

[FORUM MODERATOR]
Handicap : 13.4

Reply : Fri 3rd Jul 2009 08:26
Like that one Floody
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Paul Williams


Handicap : 22.5

Reply : Fri 3rd Jul 2009 08:49

John heard that the beach boys we're auditioning for a new lead singer, so decided to work on his "stage prowess"

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Robbie Allison


Handicap : 25.2

Reply : Fri 3rd Jul 2009 08:54

Still not convinced about the setup......

Shouldn't the middle toes be pointing upwards....

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Paul Williams


Handicap : 22.5

Reply : Fri 3rd Jul 2009 09:03
Due to the recent forum debate on acceptable golf attire John decided to show our members what was deemed as NOT acceptable!!
Last edit : Fri 3rd Jul 2009 09:16
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Chris Perry

[FORUM MODERATOR]
Handicap : 13.4

Reply : Fri 3rd Jul 2009 09:10
In an attempt to get down with the kids, John decides to take his dance moves to the local muni
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Wayne Santorini


Handicap : 0

Reply : Fri 3rd Jul 2009 17:26
"We're very particular about the dress code in South Africa"
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Paul Everett

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Handicap : 18.3

Reply : Sat 4th Jul 2009 00:20

An absolute classic from the past. Was known as one of the best drivers around. Solidly built, yet stylish and modern for its era.

And as for the club, its an old persimmon!

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Bob Freeman


Handicap : 14

Reply : Sat 4th Jul 2009 09:10
Golf Punk's New Pin up
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Patrick Bourke


Handicap : 11.1

Reply : Sat 4th Jul 2009 11:58

'Have you had a driving accident that wasn't your fault? Claims direct will not deduct one penny of the compensation etc etc...'

 Well, you've got to admit JP does look a little like that bloke on the ad though not so lardy.

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