Caption Competition

Go on, a Top Flite Z-Balata* from John's bag to the winner!
* John reserves the right to offer an inferior ball of his choosing as an alternative
Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 14:42
The other players were amazed that John hit the green by squeezing the ball through the small opening in the window!!!
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Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 14:45
So was I John, because the door was open onto the balcony.
Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 14:46
or
"John wasn't sure but he felt a bit over dressed for his game at the local muni?"
Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 15:05
John's free gift from Golf Punk magazine "finally" arrived!
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Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 15:09
Given that the door to the hallway was open, John was able to work on extending the length of his drives
Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 15:11
Or....
John was pleased when the he knocked on the door and and the residents accepted that it had been a particularly bad slice
Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 15:37
"Yvonne, where's the Dyson this broom has had it,oh look i'm on TV , is the bath done yet"
Now give me that Ball!
Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 15:37
Having taken 41/2s to play the front 9 at the local Muni, John pops home for a spot of lunch to allow the 6 groups in front to clear the 10th fairway before unleashing "The Persimmon"...
Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 15:45
Very good Mr Ley, best so far IMO, but then again if you really wanted a ball, you could just have asked me for one. After all the last time you used one of mine the shot could not be faulted.
Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 16:36
John was about to make an expensive mistake and discover you're supposed to use a handheld controller to play Tiger Woods on the Playstation!!
Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 16:41
When questioned by his wife, John innocently insisted he didn't know how the window had got broken
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Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 18:14
John's alzhiemers was getting worse as he clearly wasn't on the 1st tee & he wasn't in the Algarve!
Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 18:35
In actual fact, Floody, David Ley sent me an Alzheimers test this morning and I passed with flying colours, so there.
Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 18:38
Yes, I got that test as well & passed, got a bit stuck on the president one though!!
Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 18:40
Well I must admit that had me stuck for a while.
Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 19:26
'And when I stand this far back you can't see the moustache'
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Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 20:36
I don't remember sending you an Alzheimers test this morning.............and I hope you haven't put a divot in Yvonnes nice shag pile John
Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 20:46
Would you like me to send it back to you to jog your memory, Dave.
Someone who is skilled enough to be able to turn a ball marker over with a golf swing is quite capable of swinging on the carpet without causing damage.
Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 20:56
send what back to me???????????
If you can do that my freind Im entering you onto Britians got Talent show....
Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 21:11
John still isn't sure of the " shorts - no shorts" rule.
Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 21:16
John says"Hmmm .......why is everything in the room leaning to the left"
Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 21:40
John still isn't too sure about this new fangle toe nail clippers!!!
Reply : Thu 2nd Jul 2009 23:27
'Ronnie Biggs looking disappointed at Justice Minister's latest decision to deny early release'.
Reply : Fri 3rd Jul 2009 07:45
"John Petitt was starting to think that playing strip golf with Dave Ley was not a good idea!!"
Reply : Fri 3rd Jul 2009 08:26
Like that one Floody 
Reply : Fri 3rd Jul 2009 08:54
Still not convinced about the setup......
Shouldn't the middle toes be pointing upwards....
Reply : Fri 3rd Jul 2009 09:10
In an attempt to get down with the kids, John decides to take his dance moves to the local muni
Reply : Sat 4th Jul 2009 11:58
'Have you had a driving accident that wasn't your fault? Claims direct will not deduct one penny of the compensation etc etc...'
Well, you've got to admit JP does look a little like that bloke on the ad though not so lardy.

