Caption Competition

Go on, a Top Flite Z-Balata* from John's bag to the winner!

* John reserves the right to offer an inferior ball of his choosing as an alternative

The other players were amazed that John hit the green by squeezing the ball through the small opening in the window!!!

So was I John, because the door was open onto the balcony.

or

"John wasn't sure but he felt a bit over dressed for his game at the local muni?"

John's free gift from Golf Punk magazine "finally" arrived!

Given that the door to the hallway was open, John was able to work on extending the length of his drives

Or....

John was pleased when the he knocked on the door and and the residents accepted that it had been a particularly bad slice

"Yvonne, where's the Dyson this broom has had it,oh look i'm on TV , is the bath done yet"

Now give me that Ball!

Having taken 41/2s to play the front 9 at the local Muni, John pops home for a spot of lunch to allow the 6 groups in front to clear the 10th fairway before unleashing "The Persimmon"...

Very good Mr Ley, best so far IMO, but then again if you really wanted a ball, you could just have asked me for one. After all the last time you used one of mine the shot could not be faulted.

John was about to make an expensive mistake and discover you're supposed to use a handheld controller to play Tiger Woods on the Playstation!!

When questioned by his wife, John innocently insisted he didn't know how the window had got broken

John's alzhiemers was getting worse as he clearly wasn't on the 1st tee & he wasn't in the Algarve!

In actual fact, Floody, David Ley sent me an Alzheimers test this morning and I passed with flying colours, so there.

Yes, I got that test as well & passed, got a bit stuck on the president one though!!

Well I must admit that had me stuck for a while.

'And when I stand this far back you can't see the moustache'

I don't remember sending you an Alzheimers test this morning.............and I hope you haven't put a divot in Yvonnes nice shag pile John

Would you like me to send it back to you to jog your memory, Dave.

Someone who is skilled enough to be able to turn a ball marker over with a golf swing is quite capable of swinging on the carpet without causing damage.

send what back to me???????????

If you can do that my freind Im entering you onto Britians got Talent show....

John still isn't sure of the " shorts - no shorts" rule.

John says"Hmmm .......why is everything in the room leaning to the left"

John still isn't too sure about this new fangle toe nail clippers!!!

'Ronnie Biggs looking disappointed at Justice Minister's latest decision to deny early release'.

"John Petitt was starting to think that playing strip golf with Dave Ley was not a good idea!!"

Like that one Floody

Still not convinced about the setup......

Shouldn't the middle toes be pointing upwards....

In an attempt to get down with the kids, John decides to take his dance moves to the local muni

'Have you had a driving accident that wasn't your fault? Claims direct will not deduct one penny of the compensation etc etc...'

 Well, you've got to admit JP does look a little like that bloke on the ad though not so lardy.