No disparaging remarks about the shape of the body please.

john,

you'll be welcomed with open arms..........at any MUNI

Hourglass

We had three youngster like this yesterday at my club, only they were wearing much flashier gear when it came to colours.

I assume, Govan that you are not requiring anymore help with your swing.

You forgot the flip flops John....

I can't wear them, Andrew, I don't like that little bit between the toes. I prefer sandals

Definately upper class in my book John ,not the clothes the fact that your TV is not bigger than your room!!

Think you need to change your spikes John.....

Are you breathing in Pettitt!!

NO Dave, all the weight I lost last night in the rough, I did not bother to look for it, hence the shape today.

You were supposed to be looking at the Persimmon Driver.

Your TV would not even get through my door.

Think you need to change your spikes John..... I was in my Sam Snead mood, Chris.

No pun intended John, but now that I have the draw working well I need help with my, ahem, short(s) game

You should be instructing me, Stuart, your handicap is coming down, mine is going up incredibly fast.

I know, it's pleasing to see it going down. Another 0.3 off and it will be the lowest it has ever been. It's the pitches and chips that need to get sharper now if I want to keep going down, so more tuition may still be sought... 

Pitching and chipping, in the end, comes down to selecting the correct shot to play with the circumstances presented to you. It does help to have some flair and imagination but if the simple route is selected then anyone can pitch and chip successfully. It requires no strength, whatsoever, just a feel for distance and knowing what the ball is going to do when it lands, by the way you are going to strike the ball. You are probably not making the right choice most of the time.

When playing a chip, the object is to get up and down and it is most important which side of the hole you are going to leave it. A six footer uphill is far easier than a three footer downhill or across a borrow. I suspect you are aiming for the pin without taking these considerations into practice.

Blimey John,

you after my crown??!

Don't worry, Simon. your title is well and truly safe. I like your style. I was attempting to inject a little bit of humour into todays proceedings.

I can see a caption competition coming on.......