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James Marshall



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Posted : Mon 22nd Sep 2008 22:19

 Guess who's car this is...

 

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David Marshall



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Reply : Mon 22nd Sep 2008 22:22

You should see the front of the car....

 

More pictures to follow


Chris Perry



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Reply : Mon 22nd Sep 2008 22:29

Hope everyone is OK.  What happened?  Was it you Dave, you silly old git? 

David Marshall



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Reply : Mon 22nd Sep 2008 22:45

No Chris...But the guy that caused it is being done by the Police for dangerous and reckless driving.

Somehow I managed to miss 2 other cars and hit the crash barrier....Thank god it didn't cause a multiple pile up.

A witness chased the car that sped off...The witness got the number plate and details and confirmed that he had been weaving in and out of cars all along the motorway


Tim Hawkins



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Reply : Mon 22nd Sep 2008 22:48

You probably shouldn't have backed into that parking space quite so quick mate.

Missed you today.


Paul Summerside



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Reply : Mon 22nd Sep 2008 22:48

looks like a serious OUCH..!

Hope its repairable & that everyone was Okay.

David Marshall



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Reply : Mon 22nd Sep 2008 22:55

Thanks guy's...I was only about 20 minutes away from the golf course too.

 

Nobody hurt....Just a car....the front end is worse, though....

 

Don't know if it's repairable until the insurance accessors get a look at it, sometime this week.


Robbie Allison



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Reply : Tue 23rd Sep 2008 08:41

Is that whats known as a "bump and run"....

 

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Steven Watmore



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Reply : Tue 23rd Sep 2008 11:57

Hope it' get's sorted soon Dave.

 If it's any consolation I did crash my car last week reversing into a lampost at work.

COCK!


Jamie Armstrong



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Reply : Wed 24th Sep 2008 09:20

More speed cameras, that's what we need.

Admittedly it penalises motorists as badly for straying only a couple of miles over the speed limit, and it also makes everyone obsessed with their speedometer instead of watching the road.  Oh, and they do nothing to catch tit's who drive like utter w*nkers, cutting people up etc.  But they're cheaper than actually policing the roads properly, and make lots of money for the treasury coffers.

Yup, speed cameras are the answer!


Stuart Govan



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Reply : Wed 24th Sep 2008 20:15

Looks like quite a bump David, glad you escaped unscathed.

What have I told you about sticking to roads with a 30mph limit?


John Flood



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Reply : Wed 24th Sep 2008 21:44

James,

I had some woman driver cut across me at an island today. Even though I stopped she still clipped my front. She then had the audacity to get out & yell at me saying it was my fault.

If it weren't for the fact my kids were in the car I think I would have used her as a battering ram to smash her nice little sports car up.

I've been on google maps to print the road where it happened & it just adds strength to my case.

John.


Wayne Santorini



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Reply : Wed 24th Sep 2008 23:46

some people should stop driving after a certain age eh Dave

David Marshall



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Reply : Wed 24th Sep 2008 23:53

So I take it my offer, on the Algarve Message Board, is a NO NO then ??

 

I'll get the photo's of the front of the car loaded onto here soon....James sorts these kind of things out for me...mainly cause I'm a noob at computer stuff

 

Shame I don't have one of the crash barrier....Mind you  I managed to take out 4 support posts...And put a lovely blue paint job along a stretch of the now severly bent barrier.

 

When I do something...I do it big time...Same with my golf scores, really....Don't just bugger it up....Well and truly #### it up


Tim Hawkins



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Reply : Wed 24th Sep 2008 23:59

Always thought you had problems with your driving Dave

David Marshall



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Reply : Thu 25th Sep 2008 00:10

Yeah...I managed to put so much side spin on, i did a full 360....Although I like to think of it as a controlled fade

James Marshall



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Reply : Thu 25th Sep 2008 00:18

The Front..

 

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Tim Hawkins



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Reply : Thu 25th Sep 2008 00:54

Bit of filler, no one will notice

David Ley



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Reply : Thu 25th Sep 2008 17:46

I think this cats run out of lives Dave..............Time to look for a new pussy.

 

 


David Marshall



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Reply : Thu 25th Sep 2008 19:18

I've been thinking the same for ages...But if the wife found out, I'd be dead

Darren Ramowski



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Reply : Thu 25th Sep 2008 20:38

Good job you didn't make the golf, someone had nicked your golf clubs as well

Tim Hawkins



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Reply : Thu 25th Sep 2008 23:34

Not much of a handicap then

Graham Young



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Reply : Tue 7th Oct 2008 04:52

It'll T-cut out.


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