Desperately Seeking....

....an attractive female golfer aged between 24 - 32 who wants to play lots of golf @ weekends and allow me to watch the footy on TV at nights :P

I fear such a person will never be found :D

Chris,

Why would you and your missus on the golf course!!!! to me that is madness!!!!!

Without sounding neanderthal, golf is my "man" time and all my playing partners agree!

With regard to the footy thing! good luck with that..... as ive found as long as "big brothers Eastenders celeberity detox house make over in the antartic special" is on the box, im snookered.

D

www.attractivefemalegolferwhocancookandcleanaswell.co.uk

Link not working...

Maybe your right Chris...

Whilst the girl sings

"I must I must I must improve my bust"

You could always try

"Hickory dickory dock"

That might work.........

Looks like I'm the lucky one on here then. 

As I type, I have no access to Tiger Woods on the X-Box 360 as the little lady is playing on it (and swearing at it!).  We both have season tickets to the football (same team, next to each other) and if there is a game on the TV it is usually switched on by her (she likes the rugby too).  She started having golf lessons last year but broke her foot and had to stop for a while.  She is to restart them next month and intends to join me and her brother in our Sunday morning round whe she feels ready. Oh, and at 27 last Thursday, she falls very nicely into  Chris' 24-32 age bracket. 

I'd like to say - ner ner ne ner ner!!!!

You're just jealous.  Did I mention that as I'm 36 she's also 9 years younger than me?  She can't cook though (but my dad is a chef so I can) :D

She slipped walking down a bank after a lesson.  Because she's a stubborn mare she wouldn't go to the doc's until I forced her and she ended up needing physio.  Stopped her playing for six months in all and she still struggles with it now. 

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you..

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

I don't think it's fair that Golf should be classed as "Man" time - Some ladies enjoy playing and don't appreciate the attitude of some Gentlemen!!!

Sorry Sandra.  We meant 'personal time'.  We can be bigots at time but we don't mean it.