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Desperately Seeking....

Chris Hooley


Handicap : 20.2

Posted : Thu 29th May 2008 11:31

....an attractive female golfer aged between 24 - 32 who wants to play lots of golf @ weekends and allow me to watch the footy on TV at nights :P

I fear such a person will never be found :D

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Danny King


Handicap : 18.6

Reply : Thu 29th May 2008 12:09

Chris,

Why would you and your missus on the golf course!!!! to me that is madness!!!!!

Without sounding neanderthal, golf is my "man" time and all my playing partners agree!

With regard to the footy thing! good luck with that..... as ive found as long as "big brothers Eastenders celeberity detox house make over in the antartic special" is on the box, im snookered.

D

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Robbie Allison


Handicap : 25.2

Reply : Thu 29th May 2008 12:19

www.attractivefemalegolferwhocancookandcleanaswell.co.uk

Link not working...

Maybe your right Chris...

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Chris Hooley


Handicap : 20.2

Reply : Thu 29th May 2008 12:46

Robbie - Shame that link didnt work, I'd have signed up straight away :D

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Christopher Watmore


Handicap : 12.4

Reply : Thu 29th May 2008 19:37

I thought I'd actually found the perfect attractive, young, mad keen female golfer. I spent the best part of 14 months playing with her regularly, having a lot of fun in the process and even a very nice week in Portugal with her. However it all went a bit wrong when I suggested taking our great relationship away from the Golf Course. Since then she's become a nightmare and seems to have had a total personality transplant to the point where her attitude to me is shocking.

Guess it just proves you shouldn't try to mix Women & Golf. The game of Golf is a blokes last sanctuary to escape from the Women. Perhaps we should try to keep it that way.

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David Marshall


Handicap : 9.9

Reply : Thu 29th May 2008 20:23

Give me her name and phone number Chris.  Obviously your approach was not up to scratch.

 

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Wayne Santorini


Handicap : 0

Reply : Fri 30th May 2008 06:59

And yours will be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

&nbs
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not

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David Marshall


Handicap : 9.9

Reply : Fri 30th May 2008 10:03

Got more of a chance than you would have.....

My techniques have never let me down in the past. 

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Robbie Allison


Handicap : 25.2

Reply : Fri 30th May 2008 12:23

Whilst the girl sings

"I must I must I must improve my bust"

You could always try

"Hickory dickory dock"

That might work.........

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David Marshall


Handicap : 9.9

Reply : Fri 30th May 2008 15:56
Thankfully, I don't have any problem in that department....And I don't mean my bust!
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Chris Perry

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Handicap : 13.4

Reply : Sat 31st May 2008 19:30

Looks like I'm the lucky one on here then. 

As I type, I have no access to Tiger Woods on the X-Box 360 as the little lady is playing on it (and swearing at it!).  We both have season tickets to the football (same team, next to each other) and if there is a game on the TV it is usually switched on by her (she likes the rugby too).  She started having golf lessons last year but broke her foot and had to stop for a while.  She is to restart them next month and intends to join me and her brother in our Sunday morning round whe she feels ready. Oh, and at 27 last Thursday, she falls very nicely into  Chris' 24-32 age bracket. 

I'd like to say - ner ner ne ner ner!!!!

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Jon T


Handicap : 10.9

Reply : Mon 2nd Jun 2008 11:55
I managed to watch the final round of the Wales Open, only disrupted by lunch, then the final round of the Memorial. With my missus in the room too, that is a huge step forward
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Chris Hooley


Handicap : 20.2

Reply : Tue 3rd Jun 2008 08:04
Chris P - I loathe you
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Chris Perry

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Handicap : 13.4

Reply : Tue 3rd Jun 2008 09:28
You're just jealous.  Did I mention that as I'm 36 she's also 9 years younger than me?  She can't cook though (but my dad is a chef so I can) :D
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Matt Hargraves


Handicap : 23.5

Reply : Tue 3rd Jun 2008 09:56

Chris. Get her another teacher. "She started having golf lessons last year but broke her foot and had to stop for a while"
What the heck was she been tought that made her break her foot with golf lessons

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Chris Perry

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Handicap : 13.4

Reply : Tue 3rd Jun 2008 10:08
She slipped walking down a bank after a lesson.  Because she's a stubborn mare she wouldn't go to the doc's until I forced her and she ended up needing physio.  Stopped her playing for six months in all and she still struggles with it now. 
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Michael Dancer


Handicap : 14

Reply : Thu 31st Jul 2008 14:42
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you..

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
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Jon T


Handicap : 10.9

Reply : Fri 1st Aug 2008 13:41
Hahaha, classic Michael
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Sandra Andrews


Handicap : 31.5

Reply : Sun 10th Aug 2008 15:08
I don't think it's fair that Golf should be classed as "Man" time - Some ladies enjoy playing and don't appreciate the attitude of some Gentlemen!!!
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Chris Perry

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Handicap : 13.4

Reply : Mon 11th Aug 2008 04:26
Sorry Sandra.  We meant 'personal time'.  We can be bigots at time but we don't mean it. 
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Lynda Grey


Handicap : 20

Reply : Sun 31st Jul 2011 08:55

Hi Chris, you should check out this website www.teeofftogether.co.uk laugh

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