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....an attractive female golfer aged between 24 - 32 who wants to play lots of golf @ weekends and allow me to watch the footy on TV at nights :P

I fear such a person will never be found :D

Chris,

Why would you and your missus on the golf course!!!! to me that is madness!!!!!

Without sounding neanderthal, golf is my "man" time and all my playing partners agree!

With regard to the footy thing! good luck with that..... as ive found as long as "big brothers Eastenders celeberity detox house make over in the antartic special" is on the box, im snookered.

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www.attractivefemalegolferwhocancookandcleanaswell.co.uk

Link not working...

Maybe your right Chris...

Robbie - Shame that link didnt work, I'd have signed up straight away :D

I thought I'd actually found the perfect attractive, young, mad keen female golfer. I spent the best part of 14 months playing with her regularly, having a lot of fun in the process and even a very nice week in Portugal with her. However it all went a bit wrong when I suggested taking our great relationship away from the Golf Course. Since then she's become a nightmare and seems to have had a total personality transplant to the point where her attitude to me is shocking.

Guess it just proves you shouldn't try to mix Women & Golf. The game of Golf is a blokes last sanctuary to escape from the Women. Perhaps we should try to keep it that way.

Give me her name and phone number Chris.  Obviously your approach was not up to scratch.

And yours will be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

&nbs
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Got more of a chance than you would have.....

My techniques have never let me down in the past. 

Whilst the girl sings

"I must I must I must improve my bust"

You could always try

"Hickory dickory dock"

That might work.........

Looks like I'm the lucky one on here then. 

As I type, I have no access to Tiger Woods on the X-Box 360 as the little lady is playing on it (and swearing at it!).  We both have season tickets to the football (same team, next to each other) and if there is a game on the TV it is usually switched on by her (she likes the rugby too).  She started having golf lessons last year but broke her foot and had to stop for a while.  She is to restart them next month and intends to join me and her brother in our Sunday morning round whe she feels ready. Oh, and at 27 last Thursday, she falls very nicely into  Chris' 24-32 age bracket. 

I'd like to say - ner ner ne ner ner!!!!

Chris. Get her another teacher. "She started having golf lessons last year but broke her foot and had to stop for a while"
What the heck was she been tought that made her break her foot with golf lessons