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Colin Astbury Handicap : 20.1 Location : Posts :	Posted : Wed 30th Apr 2008 13:26 Best caption competition, winner gets to feel smug for the day Admin note: This is a picture of Darren Ramowski the golfshake.com - founder/developer/support guy/sometimes golfer or is that hacker
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Tim Begley Handicap : 28 Location : Posts :	Reply : Wed 30th Apr 2008 14:00 After 8 years, Colin looks in stunned disbelief as the 'matchmates' website finally comes up with a match...
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David Marshall Handicap : 9.5 Location : Posts :	Reply : Wed 30th Apr 2008 14:18 I wonder if that slug, for sale on Ebay, would be any good as a mustache to match the rats arse of a stuck on beard I bought off the same seller. I might even get a discount off him as a repeat buyer


David Marshall Handicap : 9.5 Location : Posts :	Reply : Wed 30th Apr 2008 14:21 Or.... How the f....k did Wayne manage to get a 10 on that hole and still beat Colin and Simon?
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David Marshall Handicap : 9.5 Location : Posts :	Reply : Wed 30th Apr 2008 14:28 Or... I am sure there is a spell check option somewhere on this damn computer.


Jon T Handicap : 10.9 Location : Posts :	Reply : Wed 30th Apr 2008 15:36 "Razors cost how much?!?!?!?"


Stuart Govan Handicap : 14.4 Location : Posts :	Reply : Wed 30th Apr 2008 16:56 "Bugger, the videos were there a minute ago!"


Mark Bond Handicap : 13.7 Location : Posts :	Reply : Wed 30th Apr 2008 17:01 He shouldv'e gone to Specsavers!


Colin Astbury Handicap : 20.1 Location : Posts :	Reply : Wed 30th Apr 2008 17:59 And the winner of a Merkin Idol is .............
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David Marshall Handicap : 9.5 Location : Posts :	Reply : Wed 30th Apr 2008 18:28 Right then...Nearly there...Just the last group scores to enter on the North v South comp. Yep...all done...Now where is the Enter button....Shit that was the delete button. Now i'll have to start all over again. No one will notice.


Danny Brant Handicap : 18.9 Location : Posts :	Reply : Wed 30th Apr 2008 21:15 2 weeks on and the advanced hair studio hair patch is coming along nicely


Darren Ramowski Handicap : 27.2 Location : Posts :	Reply : Thu 1st May 2008 08:30 The winner receives .... a round with Darren and his pet.


Wayne Santorini Handicap : 13.9 Location : Posts :	Reply : Thu 1st May 2008 08:31 OH GOD I DON'T WANT TO WIN THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Robbie Allison Handicap : 18.7 Location : Posts :	Reply : Thu 1st May 2008 08:41 "You got a second Luke" "What's the problem boss" "Every time I type ****** it say wrong password"....


Matt Hargraves Handicap : 24 Location : Posts :	Reply : Thu 1st May 2008 10:46 Ohhh shiny


Christopher Watmore Handicap : 15.9 Location : Posts :	Reply : Thu 1st May 2008 10:53 "The Secret of Golf = Keep your head down, Eyes on the ball, Straight spine angle, Interlock your grip, Shoulders square to target line, Stance shoulder width apart, Weight on right side, Turn your left shoulder, Keep your left arm straight, Hinge those wrists, Resist with the right knee, Pull the toilet chain, Keep the width between your knees, Turn your left pocket out of the way, Create some lag, Hold the club off, NOW release, Transfer your weight, Turn your belt buckle to the target, Hold the finish... And now go look for it in the trees."


Wayne Santorini Handicap : 13.9 Location : Posts :	Reply : Thu 1st May 2008 11:42 how do I get a competition event on this website


Mark Bond Handicap : 13.7 Location : Posts :	Reply : Thu 1st May 2008 12:17 Right let me do a search, I think I will try "hair restorer+Graham Gooch".


Lee Butler Handicap : 13.8 Location : Posts :	Reply : Thu 1st May 2008 12:21 I WANT THAT ONE!! DON'T LIKE THIS ONE!


David Marshall Handicap : 9.5 Location : Posts :	Reply : Thu 1st May 2008 14:07 I wonder if I dare ask my wife if we could try that position....


Jon T Handicap : 10.9 Location : Posts :	Reply : Thu 1st May 2008 14:28 ....one foot in the bunker, and a knee on the grassy slope!!!


David Marshall Handicap : 9.5 Location : Posts :	Reply : Thu 1st May 2008 14:48 Got to make it look as though I am doing something constructive..... Now. If I put that jack on that queen, and move that column of cards over there...I might actually win this game of Solitaire.


David Marshall Handicap : 9.5 Location : Posts :	Reply : Thu 1st May 2008 14:53 I thought www.swingers.co.uk was about how to swing a golf club. Damn...Do people really do that kind of thing?....How do I join?
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Robbie Allison Handicap : 18.7 Location : Posts :	Reply : Fri 2nd May 2008 08:34 So that's a Whitby Kipper Nop wonder the GSSC is booming...


Tony Dunn Handicap : 18.6 Location : Posts :	Reply : Sat 3rd May 2008 22:34 Dam I'l have to look for something else to stick on my chin, I can't believe they noticed the bald spot on the dogs arse....


Tony Dunn Handicap : 18.6 Location : Posts :	Reply : Sat 3rd May 2008 22:36 What! another article about balding gay men sporting silly facial hair.....


David Marshall Handicap : 9.5 Location : Posts :	Reply : Sat 3rd May 2008 23:11 Right then....That's 10 muppets on the list to be banned from my website. And what's more they ain't getting their money back either. Teach them to take the mickey out of my pet.
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Colin Astbury Handicap : 20.1 Location : Posts :	Reply : Tue 6th May 2008 22:01 And the Winner has to be Dave for all the effort he has put into this feature, Dave you really must get out more.


David Marshall Handicap : 9.5 Location : Posts :	Reply : Tue 6th May 2008 23:20 You call that an effort, Colin? Those were just the clean one's. Now for a go at the other competition


Darren Ramowski Handicap : 27.2 Location : Posts :	Reply : Wed 7th May 2008 13:32 Who won then ? I've now developed a personality complex and it's been removed.


Wayne Santorini Handicap : 13.9 Location : Posts :	Reply : Wed 7th May 2008 13:40 About bloody time


David Marshall Handicap : 9.5 Location : Posts :	Reply : Wed 7th May 2008 14:08 Personally, I think he looked better with it. Maybe you should consider having that Golfshake top of yours surgically removed too. Or is that super glued on as well?


Danny Brant Handicap : 18.9 Location : Posts :	Reply : Thu 8th May 2008 10:23 Looks like you've stuck it to your chest Darren


Robbie Allison Handicap : 18.7 Location : Posts :	Reply : Thu 8th May 2008 12:40 Now for the eye brows.......


Colin Astbury Handicap : 20.1 Location : Posts :	Reply : Thu 8th May 2008 22:31 woohoo i got a forum thread of the week award


David Marshall Handicap : 9.5 Location : Posts :	Reply : Thu 8th May 2008 23:10 Make the most of it Colin.. Cause when Darren catches up with you, you will be missing your wedding tackle


Dave Doncaster Handicap : 25 Location : Posts :	Reply : Mon 19th May 2008 18:49 I know it's late but here is my entry for the original picture caption: "Sh1t, how long has the missus had that website of hers running and how come she has more women golfers on hers than I have men on mine?"


David Marshall Handicap : 9.5 Location : Posts :	Reply : Mon 19th May 2008 21:11 I think some of the men on this site play womens golf anyway, judging by the amount that like to play from the ladies tees


Wayne Santorini Handicap : 13.9 Location : Posts :	Reply : Tue 20th May 2008 07:09 Your not commenting on "you know who's" picture are you


Mark Mead Handicap : 28 Location : Posts :	Reply : Wed 8th Oct 2008 11:48 Another late entry------ after several years of trying the elation shows on darrens face as he jumps over enough barrels and completes the first level of donkey kong. Sorry best i could do... HA


Brian Robson Handicap : 28 Location : Posts :	Reply : Wed 8th Oct 2008 20:20 mirror mirror on the wall who is the handsomest of them all whose this bloke brian robson?




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